The Chattering Carpenter of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Take a tip from the ol' Wad, kid: Pre-drill, pre-drill, pre-drill!"

[Turbineguy]

1. "My employer does not provide medical benefits"

[felonious thunk]

2. This is kind of weird for me, kid

Usually I'm destroying rather than building. But this is a good photo op, so we'll give anything a try once.

[ForrestGump]

3. Dubya puts the final touches to the union-busting

Worker Unit TX-192 Woodmaster prototype.

[rocktivity]

4. "The girder is a little to the left, sir

--you're drilling my hand."

:headbang:
rocknation

[VOX]

5. "Watch close, kid -- this is what I do to the American people every day."

:evilgrin:

[cosmicdot]

6. W: call me Duck Wad, and I'll overlook that Local 230 cap you're wearing

... and, while we're at it ... let's make some cat calls and stuff, just like regular Bush supporters who don't know we really don't give a rat's a** about ... hey, if skin divers do it deeper, what are carpenters good at?

[skip fox]

7. "Give up????

Carpenters like to get sanded! Wow, is like that a goo one or what?"

[LynzM]

8. Don't look so scared, kid...

I swear, I know what I'm doing!

[Bossy Monkey]

9. OMG, he IS wearing a photo-op costume; it's a BLUE COLLAR!

Boy, that Karl Rove never misses a trick!