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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-27-10 09:54 PM Original message |
Did I tell this (military) joke here before? (NOT a put-down of Branch; a put-down of officers) |
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Old Troop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-27-10 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
1. As a retired officer, this offends me. |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 12:35 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. As an ex-Sergeant... I can tell you... |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 06:06 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Sir, don't bs the civilians |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 12:27 AM Response to Original message |
2. As a former enlisted man, I thought the joke was quite funny! |
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hayu_lol (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 12:50 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Yeah Kaleva...if officers only knew... |
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cherokeeprogressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 01:56 AM Response to Original message |
5. We once sent a young female Petty Officer on a search through every work center in the hangar |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 06:07 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. We'd send the newbies to find File 13. n/t |
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Old Troop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 06:01 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. And we sent them to find the back-blast bags for our AT weapons. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 07:35 PM Response to Reply #13 |
18. One stripers - so easy, so much fun. n/t |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 05:19 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. The best backfired wild goose chase I ever heard of |
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Old Troop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 06:14 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Oh man! I served under fat Jack in the 101. Two stories (and you'll |
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cherokeeprogressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 07:02 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. I can't remember how many poor airmen we sent looking for "prop wash". n/t |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 05:32 PM Response to Reply #5 |
12. We'd send new folks in for "the keys to the plane" |
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Mugu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 07:23 PM Response to Reply #5 |
17. Trusty Shellback here. CV-64 78-79. n/t |
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cherokeeprogressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 07:45 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. CV-66 82-83 |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 10:45 PM Response to Reply #5 |
20. Maybe have her look for a bee-ay-one-one-zero-zero-en. With tether. |
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mcollins (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
8. Heard this before, but it was |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 08:44 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Many blonde jokes are recycled as lieutent jokes. n/t |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
10. As a retired USAF NCO... |
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Old Troop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-28-10 06:16 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. Take it from an old, tired infantry officer; we'd fuck a rock if we thought |
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