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Mon Nov-01-10 03:18 PM
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How do I tell if I'm developing an unhealthy relationship with my iPad? |
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Mon Nov-01-10 04:21 PM
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1. Are you touching it inappropriately? |
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Mon Nov-01-10 04:31 PM
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3. If it doesn't complain, is it inappropriate? |
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Mon Nov-01-10 05:07 PM
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9. Maybe it's afraid if it complains, you'll download some incredibly lame app, like Sexy Alphabet |
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Mon Nov-01-10 04:26 PM
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Mon Nov-01-10 04:33 PM
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4. It doesn't say anything. It just lies there tempting me to caress it. |
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Mon Nov-01-10 04:40 PM
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5. What do you mean "developing", you're already there bud. |
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Mon Nov-01-10 05:15 PM
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Mon Nov-01-10 04:50 PM
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6. Tempting, or barely suppressing a kernel panic? |
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Mon Nov-01-10 04:53 PM
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Mon Nov-01-10 05:03 PM
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8. Go ahead and laugh while it lies there, befouled with your greasy finger-leavings! |
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I'm so sorry my iPhone had to be part of this :cry: Thanks be my iPad is safe from preeeeverts!
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Mon Nov-01-10 05:11 PM
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Mon Nov-01-10 05:16 PM
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Is your iPad wearing a tight, sweaty neoprene sleeve?
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Mon Nov-01-10 05:19 PM
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Mon Nov-01-10 07:28 PM
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14. Really, I think you should send it to me. |
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I'll treat it with the respect it deserves.... :rofl:
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Tue Nov-02-10 11:12 AM
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Mon Nov-01-10 08:26 PM
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15. are you having sex with it, ohiosmith? |
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Tue Nov-02-10 11:13 AM
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17. She's not that kind of device. |
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Tue Nov-02-10 02:41 PM
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18. Classic signs of addiction |
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Is it interfering with your work, your relationships, you sleep patterns or your sex life?
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Tue Nov-02-10 02:47 PM
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19. If you start lusting for it, then that's bad. |
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Tue Nov-02-10 02:52 PM
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20. If you find yourself asking people how to tell if you have an unhealthy... |
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...relationship with your i-pad, you do.
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