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Tue Nov-09-10 11:10 AM
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Tue Nov-09-10 11:11 AM
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1. No, but I would walk away if there wasn't anything vegetarian to eat. |
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Tue Nov-09-10 06:46 PM
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2. You really really bread your fried chicken with corn flakes? |
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Tue Nov-09-10 06:48 PM
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3. I've never paid THAT much! |
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Tue Nov-09-10 10:31 PM
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4. The only other option was velcro. nt |
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Wed Nov-10-10 12:12 AM
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5. The moral is, if you want it to stay sunk, tie a weight to it! |
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Wed Nov-10-10 03:43 PM
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6. mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them |
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Wed Nov-10-10 03:48 PM
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7. You know that rash might not just be a rash. |
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After reading it all, I say go see your doctor.
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Wed Nov-10-10 03:48 PM
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8. Seriously, I could have told you that condoms will not prevent the spread of crabs |
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Wed Nov-10-10 04:50 PM
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9. I've never understood why Abe Vigoda wasn't chosen to host "Deal or No Deal." |
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Wed Nov-10-10 04:51 PM
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10. You have to put batteries in it before it can work properly. |
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Wed Nov-10-10 04:52 PM
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11. Don't forget to buy bread |
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Wed Nov-10-10 05:18 PM
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Wed Nov-10-10 05:26 PM
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13. Don't scratch it. Just shave off the hair and apply the ointment 2 times a day. |
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Wed Nov-10-10 05:53 PM
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Wed Nov-10-10 07:22 PM
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15. That reminds me of a really funny situation I saw at the store yesterday... |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
:D
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Wed Nov-10-10 07:42 PM
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16. Besides, you don't have to show your damn receipt. |
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Wed Nov-10-10 08:07 PM
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17. What with the weather the way it's been, I don't blame you a bit. |
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Wed Nov-10-10 08:08 PM
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Wed Nov-10-10 08:10 PM
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19. Timmy says it makes his nipples hurt, too. nt |
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Wed Nov-10-10 08:50 PM
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20. I thought the same thing when my daughter said I owe her six bucks. |
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Wed Nov-10-10 08:53 PM
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21. No way! I too had an odd sexual experience involving shrooms and a neck massager. |
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Wed Nov-10-10 09:01 PM
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22. I thought I was the only one left who was bullish on . |
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Wed Nov-10-10 09:12 PM
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23. I'll get on that right away! |
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Wed Nov-10-10 09:16 PM
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24. That's what she said! |
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Wed Nov-10-10 11:18 PM
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25. XYYABB,up,up,left,down |
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If that don't work then I don't know.
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Thu Nov-11-10 12:01 AM
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26. Do you have ANY idea how many times I've been told that?!?!?!? n/t |
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Sun Nov-14-10 07:27 PM
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Sun Nov-14-10 07:28 PM
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28. You should have nothing to do with him if he's circumcised. |
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