MiddleFingerMom
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Thu Nov-18-10 11:56 AM
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The oldest bar pickup line in the world... or is it? |
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WinkyDink
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Thu Nov-18-10 02:39 PM
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1. I thought it was, "Nice fig leaf there." |
MiddleFingerMom
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Thu Nov-18-10 07:05 PM
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3. That would be in the bar, "Den of Eden". n/t |
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Thu Nov-18-10 03:13 PM
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2. If he loved her, he'd try harder to learn *her* language. |
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She weirded out when he tried to seduce her with, "Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas."
"My hovercraft is full of eels" wasn't what she yearned to hear when he made his move.
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Thu Nov-18-10 07:08 PM
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4. It's all in HOW you say it... |
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. . . . . ...'cause when I say that, it translates as, "My lovercraft is full of delighted squeals." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Works every time. . . . . . I am quite the Continental. Would you like some shom-pog-nyah? . . . . .
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Thu Nov-18-10 07:32 PM
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7. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" |
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Always go with the classics.
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Thu Nov-18-10 07:17 PM
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5. No, that's the oldest bartender one-liner in the world. |
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I believe the oldest pick-up line is: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Is this your first time here, or have I tried to pick you up before?"
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Thu Nov-18-10 07:28 PM
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6. Thanks for that. Boy-o-boy, with that I am... |
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. . . . . ...gonna score BIGTIME this weekend. . . .
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Thu Nov-18-10 09:23 PM
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8. do you come here often? np |
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