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Tue Mar-30-04 10:59 PM
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Zomby's Word Association Thread |
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Below is a list of words, and you are supposed to come up with the first word that pops into mind when you read them. Please provide your list of responses.
Yes, these will be used to psychoanalyze you and will be stored in my permanent files on every one of you. :tinfoilhat:
Here goes:
mountain
pencil
tea
lamp
yak
traffic
toe
enlightenment
peace
crackers
washcloth
baseball
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:01 PM
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1. Does this work down under? Lets see |
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mountain - river
pencil - pen
tea - coffee
lamp - stand
yak - fat
traffic - cop
toe - nail
enlightenment - yeah right
peace - keepers
crackers - nuts
washcloth - handbasin
baseball - football
So Zomby, what do you make of me? I figure the odds be 50/50 you just might have something to say.
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Wed Mar-31-04 12:56 AM
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You have an obsession with zircon-encrusted tweezers that borders on the unhealthy. My advice is to obsess even more.
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:03 PM
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2. I'll give it a whirl... |
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mountain A. Rocky
pencil A. Paper
tea A. Cup
lamp A. Light
yak A. Ugly
traffic A. Light
toe A. Fetish
enlightenment A. Never
peace A. Love
crackers A. Dry
washcloth A. Dirty
baseball A. Balls
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Wed Mar-31-04 12:56 AM
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18. you love to inflict pain |
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I bet you wear leather underwear and floss with rusty chains.
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:15 AM
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:19 AM
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Your outlook on life will improve 100-fold. Ask SarahBelle, she is the leather expert on DU.
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:03 PM
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3. Why, oh why do I fall into the Zomby trap??? Here I go... |
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mountain/snow
pencil/sharp
tea/ towel
lamp/light
yak/Arizona :shrug: (totally linked in my mind now)
traffic/stop
toe/jam
enlightenment/Renaissance
peace/love
crackers/crumbs
washcloth/limp
baseball/ bat
Go ahead...do your thang...!
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Wed Mar-31-04 12:58 AM
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You love to rub green jello in your hair while watching the Dow Jones ticker on MSNBC every morning and singing "Alan Greenspan, spank me!" to the tune of the Barney theme. Admit it.
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Wed Mar-31-04 11:24 AM
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72. Close, but it's orange jello... |
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..and the Teletubbies..;)
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:07 PM
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:hi:
mountain- peaks
pencil- eraser
tea- darjeeling
lamp- bulb
yak- fuzzy
traffic- blinker
toe- polish
enlightenment- Zen
peace- love
crackers- fishies
washcloth- pink
baseball- Hell
Okay, where's my prize, now? I'm always a sucker for your poems. :7
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:00 AM
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20. You bathe in a tub of goldfish crackers |
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While reading "Famous Yak Poems of the 18th Century" by Laod Ding Poo. That doesn't make you abnormal, except for the part where you caress your rubber duckie with canola oil.
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:04 AM
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That reminded me of something I saw once. It's hilarious. Check it out: http://www.paramountzone.com/duck.htm
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:23 AM
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35. I am gonna need 2 of those |
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But I am not telling you why. :P
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:08 PM
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5. hmmmmm, i'm officially a dullard |
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mountain - top
pencil - neck
tea - time
lamp - light
yak - what?
traffic - jam
toe - jam
enlightenment - when?
peace - now
crackers - n'cheese
washcloth - wash
baseball - no
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:02 AM
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You have a collection of dryer lint balls you saved because they resemble Richard Nixon. Am I right?
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:54 AM
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39. post-nixon ones are more aesthetically pleasing |
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:09 PM
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mountain - snow
pencil - lead
tea - crumpets
lamp - shade
yak - himalayas
traffic - jam
toe - jam ;-)
enlightenment - dalai lama
peace - rules
crackers - peanut butter
washcloth - soap
baseball - Cardinals!
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:02 AM
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Therefore, you have no soul.
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:48 AM
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:05 AM
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Stupid Shrub throwing out the first ball took my soul! :P
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:11 PM
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Edited on Tue Mar-30-04 11:12 PM by BigMcLargehuge
mountain - gorilla
pencil - pen
tea - two
lamp - chicken
yak - moron
traffic - sucks
toe - jam
enlightenment - dullard
peace - maker
crackers - animal
washcloth - hands
baseball - when
on edit... didn't copy the first two to my reply.
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:12 PM
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10. "Baseball-when"...SOON!!!!!!!! |
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:05 AM
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Clearly, you have signs of paranoid schizophrenia, and I recommend more time in the Lounge, less time in GD. :-)
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Wed Mar-31-04 02:39 AM
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41. I am still recovering from PTSMTD |
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Post Traumatic Stressful Mod Terms Disorder
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:11 PM
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mountain/snow
pencil/pen
tea/bag
lamp/shade
yak/puke
traffic/annoyed
toe/jam
enlightenment/period
peace/dove
crackers/Ritz
washcloth/soap
baseball/Red Sox
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:08 AM
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Residual anger over another failed Red Sox season? Please, let go of the anger. ;-)
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:11 PM
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Man
Dick
Leaf
Black
Wombat
Light
Fungus
Liberal
Protest
Whitey
Face
Bat
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:09 AM
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You like ketchup on your cereal, and you get agitated easily by the sight of rabid nuns on ice skates.
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Wed Mar-31-04 06:49 AM
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45. Well, you got the Nun thing right. |
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I have a serious jones for rabid nuns on iceskates.
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:11 PM
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mountain - out
pencil - pen
tea - cuppa-
lamp - desk
yak - errific
traffic - nightmare
toe - stub
enlightenment - Joe
peace - nik
crackers - polly
washcloth - flannel
baseball - Ichiro
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:11 AM
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27. You clearly have a superior intellect |
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And a wise soul. Ichiro is the key to enlightened word association.
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:13 PM
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mountain/man
pencil/crossword
tea/Bewley's
lamp/Aladdin
yak/adoo-yak-adoo
traffic/accident
toe/nail
enlightenment/renaissance
peace/sign
crackers/chili
washcloth/towel
baseball/Red Sox
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:18 AM
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I think if you don't quickly rub oil on SarahBelle's duckie, SOteric will leave yak poop on your lawn. This says nothing about your personality, but it does mean your lawn will be extra green and your bubblebaths more... memorable.
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:15 PM
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mountain -- molehill
pencil - lead
tea -- puke
lamp -- lava
yak -- Zomby
traffic -- the Valley of the Dumb
toe -- truck
enlightenment -- yawn
peace -- nik
crackers -- rumsfeld
washcloth -- dish towel
baseball -- CUBS!!!!!!
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:19 AM
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31. you have a piercing intellect and lively sense of humor |
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Ergo, you are a Cubs/Yak fan.
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:16 PM
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mountain: work
pencil: pen
tea: time
lamp: shade
yak: milk
traffic: lights
toe: toey (aussie for horny)
enlightenment: buddha
peace: pace
crackers: gross
washcloth: red
baseball: bat
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:21 AM
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32. I learned a new word! |
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Your analysis: You like to spank toey evilDUers with oiled duckies. In the rain.
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Tue Mar-30-04 11:17 PM
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Edited on Tue Mar-30-04 11:18 PM by U of M Dem 07
mountain: peak
pencil: pen
tea: towel
lamp: bulb
yak: talk
traffic: car
toe: pinky
enlightenment: knowledge
peace: war
crackers: soup
washcloth: soap
baseball: bat
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:30 AM
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36. you were traumatized as a child |
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You were forced to recite the Ten Commandments in Norwegian, while wearing a polka-dotted bow tie. It didn't help that you never got dessert even once after eating all your veggies!
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Wed Mar-31-04 12:16 AM
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15. and now, after a beer.... |
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mountain - rainier
pencil -- I'm out of lead, do you have any .5?
tea -- hot toddy with Wild Turkey and lemon
lamp -- 3-way
yak -- can't you kids ever shut up?
traffic -- tire tracks all across your back, I can see you've had your fun.
toe -- a deer, a female deer
enlightenment -- a working lamp
peace -- pipe
crackers -- animal crackers, marx brothers
washcloth -- hankie
baseball -- Wrigley Field..... ivy.... CUBS!!!!
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:22 AM
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33. Beer=improved reasoning skills and better mental health |
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Wed Mar-31-04 12:25 AM
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mountain lion pencil pen
tea leaves
lamp oil
yak hair
traffic jam
toe jam
enlightenment bhudda
peace love
crackers saltines
washcloth towel
baseball boring
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:23 AM
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34. I will be observing you closely |
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You are a threat to national security and secretly send valentines to Al Franken. Traitor!
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Wed Mar-31-04 01:45 AM
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mountain
pencil
tea - leaves
lamp - Dennis (old pitcher for the Red Sox)
yak - vomit
traffic - Steve Winwood
toe - camel
enlightenment - Jefferson
peace - hippie
crackers - tomato soup
washcloth - stinky
baseball - finger blister
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:57 AM
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49. when you were a child |
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You never washed behind your ears.
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Wed Mar-31-04 11:30 AM
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Wed Mar-31-04 02:39 AM
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40. LOL....analyze away..... |
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mountain....range
pencil....eraser
tea...cup
lamp...berger
yak...ittyyak
traffic....crosstown
toe....nail
enlightenment....E=MC2
peace....maker
crackers....animal
washcloth...towel
baseball...NEW YORK YANKEES :loveya:
.....soooo whadda ya think??? :shrug:
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:00 AM
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I think you should look both ways before crossing the street. As for your hidden personality, I would advise that you NEVER let the sight of penguins upset you, or become so paranoid that you think someone is trying to steal your Pink Floyd albums. Because they are.
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Wed Mar-31-04 12:52 PM
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74. veeery interestink..... |
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.....I love penguins actually....but...they better NOT EVER steal my Floyd though!! :D
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Wed Mar-31-04 02:43 AM
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mountain top pencil paper tea please lamp off yak yak traffic cop toe hold enlightenment thought peace enlightenment crackers cakes washcloth white baseball bat
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:01 AM
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51. when you played hide and seek |
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Did you count really really fast and keep one eye open? If so, I am telling.
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Wed Mar-31-04 05:56 AM
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43. My pedestrian effort... |
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I actually thought that my rapid-fire responses would baffle a distinguished panel of Viennese psychoanalysts more than this, but, for better for worse, here they are:
mountain - goat
pencil - pen
tea - herbal
lamp - light
yak - Zomby
traffic - jam
toe - jam
enlightenment - Dalai Lama
peace - freedom
crackers - soda
washcloth - soap
baseball - summer
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:03 AM
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53. there is nothing pedestrian |
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When you choose "Zomby" as an answer. I do worry that you harbor deep-seated anger about having to sit in the back seat of the car when going to the grocery store. No wait, that was me.
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Wed Mar-31-04 06:05 AM
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mountain - high
pencil - necked geek
tea - time
lamp - brass
yak - burgers
traffic - jam
toe - jam
enlightenment - acid
peace - 'n love
crackers - rednecks
washcloth - shave
baseball - Bill Buckner
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:05 AM
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You often confused your mother with a jar of pickles. That wouldn't have been so bad except that we now have a woman in the WH with that nickname, and you never send her a Mother's Day card.
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Wed Mar-31-04 07:14 AM
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ZW, i had a dream last night in which i was playing a word association game with someone. the dream in and of itself was strange, but then i arrive here this morning to find this thread...Freaky!
anyway,
mountain- Ken pencil- pen tea- coffee lamp- light yak- butter traffic- John Barlyecorn toe- foot enlightenment- ignorance peace- War crackers- cheese washcloth- face baseball- boring
Have a Great Day :hi: :donut: :loveya:
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:07 AM
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56. proof that I live in your head |
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Now that you have accepted that fact, please send money.
(Nice John Barleycorn reference - their best album!)
:hi: :donut: :loveya:
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:28 AM
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if you've taken up residence in MY head, i should be getting the dough for room and board! :D
so tell me Dr.Zomby am i normal?
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:52 AM
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Normal people don't let yaks live in their head for free!! (Sure is nice and cozy in here)
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:09 AM
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Otherwise, all I can analyze is that you suffer from CAD... Chronic Asshole Disorder! :D :bounce: :beer:
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:10 AM
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i suffer from SEVERE CAD
that is all :D
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:02 AM
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mountain - snow
pencil - graphite
tea - sack
lamp - filament
yak - thread
traffic - Douglas (Michael)
toe - nail
enlightenment - Descartes
peace - dove
crackers - margarine
washcloth - ???
baseball - american
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:11 AM
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59. You have unresolved problems |
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Especially with the local butcher. You think he sneaks into your room at night and leaves a pork chop under your pillow. But the truth is, he is just there to deliver the mail. Let go of your anger.
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:16 AM
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64. Wow, that's a relief! |
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But... if the butcher is delivering the mail... what is the mailman up to??? GAAAAAAAA THEY'RE ALL AFTER ME!!!!
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:05 AM
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mountain=ocean
pencil=paper
tea=drink
lamp=light
yak=DU
traffic=road
toe=foot
enlightenment=smart
peace=love
crackers=soup
washcloth=bath
baseball=work
How did I do?
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:13 AM
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That other 1% causes great fear and concern with the rest of DU. Avoid naked pictures of Colin Powell, and you won't crack under pressure.
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:05 AM
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mountain - man
pencil - pen
tea - yummy
lamp - light
yak - russian
traffic - light
toe - nail
enlightenment - good
peace - war
crackers - cookies
washcloth - soap
baseball - glove
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:14 AM
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61. I bet when you were a child |
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You ate your Alphabet Soup in alphabetical order!
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:41 AM
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68. That's the point of it |
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:14 AM
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mountain skiing
pencil pen
tea bag
lamp light
yak talk
traffic jam
toe jam
enlightenment renaissance
peace love
crackers bed
washcloth shower
baseball football
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:16 AM
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It might be a good idea to never step on sidewalk cracks anyway. Just sayin'.
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:35 AM
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66. Hey, Doc Zomby - my turn on the psycho couch - listen up! |
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(My old shrink said I have aggression issues. He is supposed to be released from the hospital next week...)
mountain - high
pencil - lead
tea - light
lamp - bulb
yak - butter
traffic - snarl
toe - nail
enlightenment - not a trait shared by our president
peace - train
crackers - comedy
washcloth - soap
baseball - bat
Have at it, Doc.
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:49 AM
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The fact is, you are in love with Skittles, and she is going to KICK YOUR ASS.
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:40 AM
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pencil:eraser
tea:spoon
lamp:light
yak: yes, indeed
traffic: hell
toe: nail
enlightenment: ignorance
peace: PLEASE
crackers: wheat thins
washcloth: soap
baseball: stadium
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:51 AM
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70. You have a strange profile! |
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I think being a liberal in the Phoenix metro area causes much inner turmoil which can only be alleviated by beer.
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:32 PM
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87. As long as one can find the damn bar! |
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I did have a lovely Killian's Red at Alice Cooper'stown, along with a delightful Frisco Burger.
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:39 PM
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They are owned by the evil RW Coors beer people! Joseph Coors's wife sits on the board of Regent University in Virginia Beach, VA, Pat Robertson's school. Their vile liquid will never pass these lips. Coors himself was part of Reagan's "kitchen cabinet" when he was governor of CA. Argh!
Other than that, the burger sounded good, and next time, I will get you into better beer. :beer:
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Thu Apr-01-04 05:02 PM
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108. I do need eddycated, truly... |
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I believe the Hotel Monte Vista, up your way, has something like 48 beers on tap!
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Thu Apr-01-04 05:10 PM
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109. We had our DK meetups there! |
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But I never had any of the beer, lol. :hi:
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110. Oh, noooooooooo... of course not! nt |
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Wed Mar-31-04 03:47 PM
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75. Analyzing the PYSCHO Zomby |
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Unable to afford a real shrink, I forwarded this thread to the esteemed Vatican philosopher, Father Guido Sarducci, who responded:
"Mr. Woof appears to have subliminabal herding and abandonment issues with both animals & people, no doubt caused by a chaotic nomadic upbringing on the Tibetan Steppes. I would indulge his obsessive need to round up DUer's into his threads by posting timely, soothing, and submissive (if banal) replies. Mr. Woof also exhibits the classic symptoms of "sudden infant coffee syndrome - 'SICS'," and should at all times be fortified with high-grade DU virtual caffeine."
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Wed Mar-31-04 07:52 PM
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He still owes me for that night of cheap whiskey and cigars.
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Wed Mar-31-04 07:55 PM
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Edited on Wed Mar-31-04 07:56 PM by bigwillq
mountain-range
pencil-pointy
tea-cup
lamp-light
yak-e-tee-yak (it's one word in my world)
traffic-jam
toe-nail
enlightenment-peace
peace-enlightenment
crackers-cheese
washcloth-dirty
baseball-bat
So am I psycho or what?
edit: forgot a few
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Wed Mar-31-04 07:57 PM
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But I will never sit next to you on a long flight.
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:00 PM
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79. What is that suppose to mean? |
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Analyze my answers some more, I want to hear your insight.
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:02 PM
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If you put your finger anywhere near my yak's orifice again, I will smite you with an oiled rubber duckie.
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:05 PM
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:08 PM
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You will eat the plum. :-)
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:09 PM
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83. I don't like plums what about |
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:09 PM
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84. I'm gonna have a try at this |
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mountain/peaks
pencil/sharp
tea/kettle
lamp/shade
yak/puke
traffic/jam
toe/ring
enlightenment/spiritual
peace/harmony
crackers/nuts
washcloth/soap
baseball/homerun
So what do you think??????
GEP
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:15 PM
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You used to have an imaginary friend named Clyde, who got you in trouble for stealing your Mom's egg money. Clyde's in prison now serving a sentence for tax evasion. You have lousy taste in imaginary friends.
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:20 PM
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too much, having a huge giggle fit here. I just knew that Clyde was always up to no good, just couldn't keep him away, he was too much fun ;-) !! Thank you Zomby Woof, I will take your assessment seriously!!
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Wed Mar-31-04 11:28 PM
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89. My associated words... |
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mountain = coffee
pencil = pen
tea = pot
lamp = oil
yak = hair
traffic = light
toe =jam
enlightenment = ?
peace = war
crackers = cheese washcloth = soap
baseball = spring
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Thu Apr-01-04 12:06 AM
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90. you are most self-assured and stable |
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Although dressing up in a gold-llame Napoleon costume does put a dent in the facade of good mental health.
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:22 AM
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mountain/girl pencil/neck tea/cup lamp/black yak/butter traffic/jam toe/jam enlightenment/mantra peace/corps crackers/crumbs washcloth/face baseball/cap
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:24 AM
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You clearly are a person who grabs life by the horns, and never lets go. The problem with that is you invariably step into shit.
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:27 AM
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93. Ok, Doc, I think I'm crazy |
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mountain - Fireball
pencil - pen
tea - lemon
lamp - light
yak - goat
traffic - light
toe - food
enlightenment - knowledge
peace - war
crackers - soup
washcloth - water
baseball - glove
I briefly entertained the idea of doing this with the most random, off the wall shit I could think of, but then decided against it.
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:38 AM
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96. you're way too normal for the Lounge |
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Hang out in I/P more often, then report back here at 8AM.
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:48 AM
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Ok...
Fine...
Here goes...
mountain - hummingbird
pencil - string theory
tea - blood lust
lamp - gin
yak - rock and roll
traffic - grandma
toe - razor
enlightenment - Sears
peace - robot
crackers - meningitis
washcloth - apathy
baseball - GD Primary 2004
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Thu Apr-01-04 08:19 PM
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But stay away from sharp objects.
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:28 AM
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Mountain: big pencil: write tea: joke lamp: shade yak: fat traffic: red toe: foot enlightenment: god peace: war crackers: eat washcloth: bath baseball: glove
Not too original with the exception of the whole "tea" thing. I don't see how tea is funny but evidently it makes my subconsious laugh. :)
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:39 AM
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97. I think electro-shock is in your future |
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The cheapest way to do it in this age of unavailable and unaffordable health care is to just stick your finger in the nearest light socket. And don't forget the sock for your mouth.
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:28 AM
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95. Oooo; I hope I'm a freak! |
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molehill pen crumpets light yuk light stop zen kucinich cheese ass bat
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:40 AM
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But the good news is that by switching to Geico you can save a lot on your insurance.
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:48 AM
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What a fun thread. I enjoy being psychoanalyzed by Mariners fans. They're extra-special-qualified. :+
mountain: boobs
pencil: That kid on American Idol who looks like a pencil salesman
tea: weed
lamp: I really need a stylish torchiere. The ones from Target are so fuckin' ugly.
yak: DU
traffic: Steve Winwood
toe: suck
enlightenment: Mel Gibson's "The Passion." Only because nothing else came to mind.
peace: fleeting
crackers: An image of Bush choking on soup crackers was the first thing that popped up. Seriously.
washcloth: you're a dirty, dirty boy.
baseball: God, do the Mariners suck this year. GO REDS!!!
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:51 AM
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101. Being psychoanalyzed by a Mariners fan is like |
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going to your dentist for an oil change.
Either way, you are still going to need a haircut.
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:54 AM
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For all the unresolved hostility you have over the Mariners inflicting Ken Griffey Jr. on your sorry team, I just hope to hell you do NOT put ketchup on your hot dog. ;-)
Bow before my Ichiro t-shirt, toe-sucker! :P
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Thu Apr-01-04 01:59 AM
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104. Hot mustard on my dog, baby. Hot Mustard. |
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Thu Apr-01-04 11:55 AM
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105. A kick for the all the sick puppies at DU |
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Thu Apr-01-04 12:13 PM
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mountain - cold
pencil - notes
tea - cup
lamp - light
yak - stink
traffic - money
toe - nail
enlightenment - medieval
peace - child
crackers - summer
washcloth - dirt
baseball - boredom
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Thu Apr-01-04 12:16 PM
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107. according to your Rorschach test |
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Every ink blot is your mother riding a Harely. But according to your word association test, your mother is riding a yak, and drinking a beer.
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:25 AM
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mountain trail
pencil test
tea drink
lamp book
yak butter
traffic light
toe nail
enlightenment buddha
peace truth
crackers cheese
washcloth flannel
baseball pants
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:41 AM
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No one has to know about that tattoo of Betty Boop on your left butt cheek!
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Sat Apr-03-04 05:14 AM
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Sat Apr-03-04 05:33 AM
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mountain/bag
pencil/round
tea/brown
lamp/white
yak/grass
traffic/entropy
toe/foot
enlightenment/gold
peace/symbol
crackers/back
washcloth/sheep
baseball/leg
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Sat Apr-03-04 12:33 PM
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118. I think when it's very late at night |
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You hum the theme to "Gilliagn's Island" and cry yourself to sleep because NOBODY else appreciates what fine art it is like you do.
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Sat Apr-03-04 09:09 AM
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mountain, mommas
pencil, necked
tea, H C
lamp, oon
yak, romance
traffic, potholes
toe, main
enlightenment, read
peace, 1968
crackers, disenfranchisement
washcloth, See answers #1 and #5
baseball, boogers
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Sat Apr-03-04 12:34 PM
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119. nothing wrong with you at all! |
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Just make sure matcom doesn't steal your thongs, and keep the yaks away from the vodka!
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Sat Apr-03-04 09:57 AM
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117. You already know I'm crazy |
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mountain- denver
pencil- paper
tea- green
lamp- table
yak- cute
traffic- fuck
toe- box
enlightenment- buddha
peace- war
crackers- parrot
washcloth- dishes
baseball- red sox
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Sat Apr-03-04 12:38 PM
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Your answers show that you are truly an independent thinker, who doesn't swing whichever way the wind blows, and your voter behavior is not crazy at all.
And I always know my yak is safe with you, because of your dietary habits. ;-)
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