Trade mark!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

I was walking down the street this morning and "don't TSA me bro!" popped into my head so I'm trademarking the term here on DU. Please feel free to add your use of TSA in the form of a verb.

[Tom_Foolery]

1. Come up and TSA me sometime. n/t

[HopeHoops]

2. It will have to wait. That burrito is coming through - I need to go take a massive TSA.

:hurts:

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I wonder how many couples are role-playing "You be the sexy TSA agent...

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...and I'll be the hot, bored and jaded traveler" game now?
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I would never EVER do that, of course.
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Unless I, like... um... you know... had a REAL girlfriend.
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"That was great, Officer Snookums. You do realize, of course, that in
about 20 minutes I believe I have to board my connection to LAX?
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And we wouldn't restrict ourselves to boring ol' surgical gloves, either!!!
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"This is a Smith & Wesson .44 cal handpuppet. You feeling goatsy, punk? Well... ARE YA?"
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[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. goatsy?

goatse!

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. S-h-h-h-h-h!!!! (goatsteehee) n/t

[Iris]

4. We did not have sexual relations! (Just a little TSA job!)