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Wed Mar-31-04 08:35 AM
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The Dude Abides. I take comfort in that. |
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Knowing he's out there, takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
You?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:36 AM
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1. The Dude can't complain! |
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:39 AM
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2. So, you're cool, racially, then? |
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I'm gonna go find a cash machine...
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:26 PM
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26. That's Mr. Lebowski and the first lady |
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not of the state but of the..of the country
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:42 AM
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I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:44 AM
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4. and keeping an amphibious rodent for, domestic, you know, within the city |
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uh--that ain't legal either. ...
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:53 AM
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5. What is this, the stream of consciousness thread? |
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:57 AM
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6. It's a Big Lebowski quote thread |
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:57 AM
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7. What is this "day of rest" shit? |
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What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!
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Wed Mar-31-04 08:58 AM
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What's a pederast, Walter?
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:00 AM
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9. Shut the fuck up, Donnie |
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You're out of your element!
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:02 AM
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10. Donnie - you're out of your element! Dude - the Chinaman is not the issue! |
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Edited on Wed Mar-31-04 09:04 AM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
That's fucking interesting, Man!
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:04 AM
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11. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. |
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Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:05 AM
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12. This is not the guy who built the fucking railroads |
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what the fuck are you talking about?
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:07 AM
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The Cricketing term Chinaman (bowl bowled by a left arm wrist-spinner) was coined by an English batsman who got out first ball to a left-handed wrist spinner who was Chinese who played for the West Indies.
On entering the pavilion, the batsman was heard to sya "Imagine that, getting out to a Chinaman." The name has stuck ever since.
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:41 AM
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17. oh, and dude, the correct terminology is Asian American |
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:07 AM
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14. Mien dispatcher said you have a problem mit the cahbul! |
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Edited on Wed Mar-31-04 09:07 AM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
that's why they sent me, I'm an expert!
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:25 AM
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15. Careful man, there's a beverage involved here! |
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:40 AM
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16. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen |
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to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:47 AM
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18. Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man! |
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I've had a bad day and I hate the fucking Eagles!
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:58 AM
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19. That's it GET OUT OF MY CAB! |
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:25 AM
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22. OVER THE LINE SMOKEY! |
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:15 AM
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I've seen spinals, Dude, this guy's a fuckin' goldbricker!
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:38 AM
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23. This isn't 'Nam Smokey |
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there are rules. Doesn't anybody give a fuck about the rules anymore? MARK IT ZERO DUDE!
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:19 AM
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It really held the room together.
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:43 AM
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24. Fuckin' Nihilists with a nine toed woman! |
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:59 AM
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25. That's Nox Harrington, the video artist |
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:29 PM
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Dude. Dude. DUDE. dude. DUDE. DUDE, DUUDE. DUUUUDE. DUDE. Dude.
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:41 PM
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28. "I was a roadie for Metallica... |
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Speed of Sound Tour....buncha assholes!"
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:49 PM
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29. Is this your homework, Larry? |
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Is this your homework? Is this your homework, Larry?
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Wed Mar-31-04 09:54 PM
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30. "I don't like your jerk off name, |
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I don't like your jerk off face, I don't like your jerk off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk off."
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening--The Dude
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:03 PM
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I can get you a toe, with nail polish, by 3 O'clock..."
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Wed Mar-31-04 10:05 PM
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32. "Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling." |
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