So, What's Was The Point of Fantasy Island? To Teach You A Lesson?

[Yavin4]

Each week, people would go and be taught the lesson that they were wrong to have that fantasy. So, you pay all of this money and have sky high expectations all so that some dude and his sidekick can teach you a fucking morality lesson? Complete ripoff.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwaEydIpS0E

In this episode, these two old dudes want to get their freak on, but wait a minute, Mr. Roarke is going to teach them a lesson. Hey, Mr. Roarke, fuck your lesson. I'm here to get my freak on.

[meegbear]

1. I think it was to remind you that you couldn't get a date on a Saturday night

[Yavin4]

2. I Was Underage When It Was On

So dating was not possible.

[meegbear]

3. I was in middle/high school, so that was the start of dating ...

that doesn't mean I actually HAD a date ....

[gratuitous]

4. No hatin' on Mr. Roarke

Tattoo would fuck your shit up.

[texanwitch]

5. Mr. Roarke has some strange powers.

Never really liked the show.

I had a life at that point in my life.

Good times.

I bet it cost a lot of money to go to the island.

If I am paying that kind of money, let me be.

[LiberalEsto]

6. The lesson I took away was

that vertically challenged people have an uncanny ability to spot airplanes.

If I ever need someone to tell me where da plane is, I know where to go for assistance.

[redwitch]

7. Not any more.

He died.

[LiberalEsto]

8. But if he could spot planes

surely there are others like him who could achieve similar feats.