For you CYNICS out there who think love is dead, well, read THIS.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Porn Star on Sex With Charlie Sheen: It Lasted Just Over Two and a Half Minutes

Mon., Jan. 31, 2011 1:46 PM PST by Ken Baker and Marianne Garvey

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b223480_porn_star_on_sex_with_charlie_sheen_it.html

While Charlie Sheen is now (hopefully) getting himself better in rehab, his porn-star pal Kacey Jordan is dishing more details to E! News about her wild night with the Two and a Half Men star before his hospitalization last week.

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"It was OK," Jordan tells us. "It didn't last very long."

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"It was a three-minute ordeal," Jordan says of the hookup, which happened right before she left his house. "After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me. He was sloppy but still functioning, wouldn't stop kissing my feet. He promised me he'd get me a Bentley."

Jordan claims Sheen was so much the worse for wear that she felt bad leaving, but did and went directly to deposit the check he wrote her for $30,000.

"He's the nicest guy, kind, sweet," she says. "But for my safety, if I didn't leave, I'll be on a stretcher in the hospital. I sent him a text asking for the other $25,000."

:grouphug:

[pacalo]

1. Okay, here's her Bentley...

[emilyg]

2. That's kinda sad.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. Sad on three levels for me, at minimum...

...first, if a word of it is true, Sheen is one pathetic human being. But to a greater degree, this woman seems to lack any trace of humanity. She knew he was messed up and "felt bad" but made a bee-line to the ATM anyway, and then (still feeling bad, presumably) texted him for "the other $25,000." Finally, it's sad that he even wants to be in the presence of women like this. A psychiatrist would have a field day with the self-esteem issues associated with that choice.

[MilesColtrane]

3. He's a Two and a Half Minute Man?

I would expect more from a briefcase full of blow.

[WilliamPitt]

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[alphafemale]

5. It took you far longer to type that than....whoops he's done.

[rurallib]

7. $55,000 for 3 minutes?

$306 per second.
Well I could be had for that.

[smirkymonkey]

8. Awww! And just in time for Valentine's Day!

Thanks for the heartwarming tale of two charming, lovely people! ;-)