WCGreen
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Sun Feb-06-11 07:01 PM
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Bud Light must be truly awful beer... |
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I mean all the money they spend on commercials and the whimsical theme that runs through them means only one thing to me, their product sucks so they have to convince people to buy it.
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Amerigo Vespucci
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Sun Feb-06-11 07:08 PM
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1. No matter how bad it is, it'll never be half as bad as Coors (or Coors Light). |
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I've posted a couple of "worst beer" polls on DU...Coors always takes the top spot. Rocky Mountain Mouse Pee.
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WCGreen
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Sun Feb-06-11 07:11 PM
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2. I quit drinking before they started making light beer... |
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I do remember that people thought Coors was good beer and I tasted it and thought it was nothing more than chugging beer...
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Sun Feb-06-11 08:23 PM
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3. The only domestic beer that is even remotely worth drinking is Sam Adams. |
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Everything else is just bitter water. If it's not Guinness it's CRAP, according to my husband. LOL Duckie
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Mon Feb-07-11 04:18 PM
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7. You must mean the only national brand |
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Almost every nook and cranny of the U.S. now boasts one or several palatable regional microbrews -- especially the Pacific Northwest. :beer:
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Mon Feb-07-11 05:04 PM
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Sun Feb-06-11 08:53 PM
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4. You know why they tell you to drink it cold? Because it deadens the taste buds. |
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Mon Feb-07-11 07:56 AM
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5. But EVERYONE knows that fat dumbfucks opening shitty beer in the woods results in babes in bikinis. |
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It is a simple equation. Countless commercials have confirmed that this is true.
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Mon Feb-07-11 09:22 AM
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Mon Feb-07-11 04:44 PM
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8. Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light etc etc - Beer Flavored Kool-aid |
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Mostly water with the slight taste of stale beer flavoring. Why even bother to drink beer.
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Tue Feb-08-11 01:58 AM
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16. You insult mine dear Coors Light! |
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I challenge thee to a duel!
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Mon Feb-07-11 04:52 PM
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9. I was spoiled for many years by the fresh beers of Germany... |
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. . ...some of which were excellent, most of which were OK, and some of which were wastewater. . . . I never again could drink the German beer they export (I think pasteurization or something is mandated for their export beers -- anyways, SOMETHING not done in-country). . . . A friend of mine turned me on to an American light beer that I actually think is excellent. . . . Miller High Life Light (not Lite) in bottles. . . . Refreshing and tasty (to me, anyways). . . .
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Mon Feb-07-11 04:56 PM
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10. I'm drinking Bud Light right now. |
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I like to swish it through my teeth so it's easier to make words with my burps. Round here we call it style.
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Mon Feb-07-11 08:55 PM
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12. I do miss drum and bugle corps at halftime. |
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Mon Feb-07-11 11:06 PM
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14. Did they used to do that for the super bowl? |
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I don't remember, having not watched many of them, even in the early days. It would certainly make more sense than what they do now...
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Mon Feb-07-11 10:51 PM
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13. It is truly awful beer. |
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I got it once at a concert. I would say it tastes like piss but I don't want to insult piss. I also think just about every commercial made for Bud Light portrays its drinkers as idiots and/or assholes, and that is not company I would want to keep (even if the beer was worth drinking).
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Tue Feb-08-11 01:56 AM
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Hey, What does having sex on a canoe and light beer having in common?
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