Who is the modest DUer?

[HopeHoops]

It has to be me. I'm so modest I DRIP modesty and people swarm around me to lick it off the ground. Everywhere I go people point and say, "That's one modest fucking DUer!" God himself told me I was his favorite modest DUer. But enough about me, if you can get enough.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. I am the most modest person in the fucking WORLD!!!!

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UNIVERSE!!! In the fucking UNIVERSE!!!
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FTFM.
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[Joe Fields]

2. modesty prevents me from saying...

:blush:

[hobbit709]

3. Got your boots on? It's going to get deep on this thread.

[HopeHoops]

4. I've got boots deep enough to step through the trail of shit a Republican leaves.

[hobbit709]

5. that takes a full blown environmental suit with major air supply

And two truckloads of decontamination equipment.

[LynneSin]

6. Not to brag or anything but I know I am the most modest DUer

And there is no denying that!