My boyfriend is a dud!!!

[LucySky]

I'm sure he will not be on here shortly since he can't figure out how to use a computer. If you see him elsewhere, make sure you congratulate him on his body odor.

[originalpckelly]

1. Oh, so that's what that is.

:P

[siligut]

2. Jeez Lucy, can't you douse him with some Old Spice or something?

Whew! What did he eat?

[LucySky]

3. that won't work

the guy consumes nothing but cabbage and warm beer.

[Angry Dragon]

4. You might be setting your sights too high

[Taitertots]

5. With as many women I've heard claiming they are in relationships with duds

I've begun to believe that a certain percentage of women are actively seeking duds.

Your boyfriend smells, whose fault is that? Your fault for picking a boyfriend who smells.

[LucySky]

7. He didn't start to stink until after I met him.

[Orrex]

11. Well, I'd say that we've isolated the catalyzing event then.

[LucySky]

15. he doesn't even have a cat, smarty pants

but if he did, the cat would smell better than he does.

[old mark]

19. So it's YOUR FAULT.......

:rofl:


mark

[elocs]

6. And "dud" is a palindrome.

Oh my god! A "palin"drome? There apparently is more to this word than any would have guessed.

[Sanity Claws]

8. Why is he your boyfriend?

[LucySky]

10. He's loaded

got a huge inheritance.

[seabeyond]

12. are you for real? or are you just messing with people? nt

[Sanity Claws]

13. so love = money

in your world.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

9. Yeah, I'll do that

be sure to post your glamor shot in the mean time so we know what a catch you are. :rofl:

[LucySky]

14. no no of course not

I just sleep with him and tell him that I love him. Trust me, you couldn't love a man who smelled like him either.

[Curmudgeoness]

16. You didn't specify he was a rich dud.

That makes all the difference.

[dawg]

17. People take my copy cat threads seriously too.

:rofl:

[Skittles]

18. you want I should kick some smelly, tech-challenged dud ass, LucySky?

LEMME AT HIM

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

20. Milk Dud?