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MadBadger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-11 05:54 PM
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Hey Dude sitting next me on the bus...Stop Spreading your legs Out!
I don't care if you're sleeping, keep your fuggin legs to yourself. And if your not, keep it constant, stop opening and closing them constantly. I'm about to punch you in the gonads..

Sheesh!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-11 05:58 PM
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1. I've noticed a lot of men do that even when they're not asleep.
They have no problem imposing themselves on other people's personal space. Women tend not to do that.

Just an observation.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-11 06:01 PM
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2. Maybe he has a "package" that requires him to spread his legs out!
:hide:
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-11 06:22 PM
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3. Yeah...
...in the dream that he's having while sleeping on the bus.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-11 07:09 PM
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5. Egg-zactly!!
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-11 06:35 PM
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-11 07:11 PM
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6. That's not my leg.
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