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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 04:00 PM
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What will vegetarian zombies eat?

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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 04:02 PM
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1. Tofubrain
Tastes like the real thing.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 04:03 PM
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2. :
:rofl:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 04:12 PM
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3. Republicans
their brains contain no meat whatsoever. :P
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demmiblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 04:39 PM
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4. PB&J:
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 04:43 PM
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5. Your wild mushrooms and planter tomatoes and veggies
Edited on Fri Apr-01-11 04:43 PM by lunatica
Oh, and maybe pond scum. The algae kind of course.
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 04:48 PM
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6. Well...I always keep a few heads of Cauliflower around for the coming Zombie apocalypse
I figure it might buy me a few precious seconds.

But, I don't know....

Is it possible for zombies to get pissed?

Well, more than they already are.

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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 05:05 PM
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7. Duh.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 05:07 PM
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8. Hahahaha!
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IcyPeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 06:05 PM
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11. WA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 05:30 PM
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9. Cauliflower
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 06:01 PM
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10. Braaaaaaans..... Braaaaaaaans.....
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 06:16 PM
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13. It's important to maintain zombi regularity.
:thumbsup:
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Biker13 Donating Member (609 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 06:11 PM
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12. I Asked Biker13...
who is an authority on Zombies.

He said they'd hit the hospitals, where many on life-support are in a vegetative state..

Or travel to Brussels, and eat the babies...

Biker's Old Lady
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 06:17 PM
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14. That is classic.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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wickerwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 06:38 PM
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15. As long as they're not vegans...
they can still eat Jell-o Brains.

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 06:46 PM
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16. Cauliflower ears? Photo:
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 09:35 PM
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17. Women named "Fern"?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:10 PM
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18. Bwahaahaha!
:rofl: :rofl:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:20 PM
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19. Cukes and melons!
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chollybocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-02-11 01:08 AM
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20. Terri Schiavo?
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EvolveOrConvolve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-02-11 10:08 AM
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21. LOL, so bad
So, so bad. But freaking hilarious. :rofl:
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