I saw this advertisement in an airport I flew into a couple of months ago - surely we can improve it

[av8rdave]

Do you suppose there would be any way to add, "They're all %$#@ing right wing morons" to the ad?



I can only imagine the fine education one would receive at Ashland! :sarcasm:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear av8rdave!

I LOVE your idea! I was going to say the only way to improve it would be to cover it, but I like what you said much more!

:rofl:

[rurallib]

2. "they can't set foot on foreign soil for fear of arrest"

well, Kissinger anyway.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. When did Barbara Bush get to be a world leader?

I looked at their web site. The next "world leader" to speak at this college is John Boehner. :puke:

[av8rdave]

4. Just makes you want to hustle up and send them that first tuition check, doesn't it?

Oh well, I guess you can't blame a bunch of cowards like that for wanting to play to a friendly crowd.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Oh, yeah. Looks like a great place to get an education.

I just googled my college's history of commencement speakers -- over the years they included Walter Mondale, Kofi Annan and Marion Wright Edelman. I'd call that a better class of world leaders, but maybe I'm biased...

[av8rdave]

7. I share your bias

[MorningGlow]

6. OMG I almost went to that university

Talk about a narrow escape! YIKES! :scared:

[Call Me Wesley]

8. This looks quite serious ...

but don't call me Shirley. ;)

Besides, some have an international outstanding warrant in common. That's something to be proud of. Poor Kissinger never seeing the Eiffel Tower again and Bush never skiing in the alps anymore ...

[HopeHoops]

9. Simple improvement - "ASSLAND UNIVERSITY"

[av8rdave]

10. I would sure rec that if I could!

:toast:

[MilesColtrane]

11. "A Taste For Freshly Spilled Blood"

[era veteran]

12. They even have a 2nd Amendment Club

Go figure.

[gratuitous]

13. They should/should have all died behind bars?

And I only say that as a staunch opponent of the death penalty.

[Arugula Latte]

14. They practice/d terrorism on a national AND international level?

[sinkingfeeling]

15. That's one university I'd never attend! And John Boner will be there 4/8.