You say "Potato"... and I say... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "is murder."

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[nolabear]

1. You killed Ike! You bastard!

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Kick the baby!!! n/t

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. "Mr. Potato Head." Or, "Mr. Potato HEAD."

One is a noun, which would probably result in hours (maybe days) of hilarious and witty back-and-forth in a delightful DU thread.

The other is a verb, and act perpetrated by someone named "Mr. Potato," which would most likely result in a locked thread and stern warnings all around about how such threads are unwelcome on DU.

We...and by that, I mean the editorial "we"...walk a fine line between good taste and bad on DU, 24/7.

Then again, a baked potato would definitely taste GOOD right about now.

See the dichotomy? These posts are HARD work.

:tinfoilhat:

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. M-m-m-m-m, French...

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[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Sebastian Fucking CABOT. Would you trust your kids around a guy named "Mr. FRENCH?"

It's like Uncle Ernie from The Who's "Tommy."

A bearded bastard named "Mr. FRENCH," basically given the keys to the kingdom and full authority while Uncle Bill was at work.

Not on MY watch, baby. Not on MY watch.

[bluesbassman]

8. Sebastian CABOT?! I think not. Meet ...

Sebastian Cabbit.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Mist Hare Francais. n/t

[bluesbassman]

6. Tuber or not tuber: that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The knives and forks of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a pot of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;

[hailhydra]

7. Is this like a snuff film for foodies?