Informing pizzeria owner that he can't eat 8 slices, MiddleFingerMom asks him to slice pizza into 6

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[MilesColtrane]

1. That looks like what would be left if a giant Care Bear got hit by a semi.

Eeew

[rurallib]

2. whoa! That wasn't made from a Chef Boy-are-dee kit.

[Kali]

3. a little skimpy on the pepperoni there

sheesh :eyes:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. It's more of a "tease" than a "topping," isn't it?

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. That's the way I ordered it....

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...because you KNOW that too much pepperoni just gives me heartburn.
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Not to mention the gas.
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Please... ... ... ... ... ... let's not mention the gas.
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[Kali]

6. of course!

I should have known. I really REALLY REALLY should have known.

:scared: