Worst Penis EVER!

[Bennyboy]

Who has let their penis get them in more trouble?

[Bennyboy]

1. Everyone seems to want to look at a penis (thread)

but nobody has a favorite?

[LynneSin]

2. Yeah I got in there - woohoo!!!

[RedCloud]

3. In before the lock. Where is the dung beetle's penis on that list?

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. MiddleFingerMom's. (Oh... like there's any QUESTION!!!)

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[Arugula Latte]

5. Gotta go with the Clenis. I mean, he was the leader of the free world and all.

If he'd kept it zipped the 2000 election might not have been close enough for those bastards to steal in Florida.

[El Supremo]

6. The Clenis takes the grand prize.

[HopeHoops]

7. THE BIG ORANGE OOMPA LOOMPA BONER!

[Bucky]

8. Shocking Meat Video penis

Either best or worst. Either way, it's eventually wurst.

[Mike 03]

9. Had to vote for John Holmes.

My ex GF had an obsession with him and wanted to write a screenplay about a man whose entire fame and fortune was the result of the size of his penis. It was his financial windfall but also his worst disaster and ultimate undoing, loss of respect and torment.

[Yavin4]

10. There's A Show on HBO Called, "Hung"

and it's pretty damn close to your ex's vision. It's about a divorced, History teacher/baseball coach/former high school jock living in Michigan and coping with his house burning down, and the stench of failure in his life.

The crux of the story is that he's well-endowed and becomes a male escort. The story picks up from there.


Also, the movie, "Boogie Nights" is also close to your ex's vision.