Today I saw this printed on a truck Snake Party, so when I got home I did a google.

[texanwitch]

I found this.

http://www.texassnakes.net/snake-show-party-texas.html

Anybody care to go to a snakeparty.

Might learn something.

[nolabear]

1. Yeah yeah yeah, all those snakes are non poisonous.

Tell them to call me when they've got something.

[petronius]

2. Unfortunate name. It's a little too close to 'sausage fest' for my taste...

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. "M-m-m-m-m. sausage fest," moans MiddleFingerMom. "M-m-m-m-m."

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[texanwitch]

4. Fine looking sausage there.

Snake Bouncy Balls - (included in party bags or can purchase separately) $4.99/pack of 12

[petronius]

5. My school actually has an annual event called "Sausage Fest", at which the meat science

class shows off their products for tasting and judging - it's a truly spectacular day, a greasy artery-clogging sodium-heavy carcinogenic nirvana, but I'm not sure they know the double entendre.

I do know that I was extremely skeptical the first time our admin assistant told me about it:

AA: "Food Science is having a Sausage Fest today!"
Me: "Um, good to know."
AA: "Seriously, you need to go to this."
Me: "Uh... I'm married. To a woman."
AA: "Damn, you're slow."

[6000eliot]

6. As a gay vegetarian, I have to say,

"not so much."

[Marrah_G]

8. err what?

[RebelOne]

7. I'd go. I like snakes.

I used to own 2 boa constrictors just like the lady in the photo has wrapped around her neck.