Food Porn:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[nolabear]

1. A great old Sophie Tucker joke:

"Ernie says to me, he says, 'Soph, if you could cook, we could fire the chef.' I says to Ernie I says, 'Ernie, if you could fuck, we could fire the chauffeur!'"

[underpants]

2. Giada could rob a bank an no one would be able to tell you what her face looked like

The English curvy lass has a show with cutaways that look like a stalker is in her flat

Sandra Lee - blonde and boobed and hammered at noon. 11:55 Sundays "Okay some Vodka............. ...... and some tequila........ ........ andsomeorangejuice! it's ready!"

[Chellee]

3. That would be Nigella Lawson...

playing the role of the English curvy lass.

[underpants]

7. Yes yes it would

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Oh, SANDRA. I know I shouldn't love her but I do.

I mean, let's be honest...getting hammered with her would have to be a life-altering experience.

Her recipes are TERRIBLE...and then there are the endless "tini" drinks and centerpieces.

But...well, I mean...

http://youtu.be/VVBFFkuvbSM

[underpants]

6. Oh I think I see what you mean

:9 :P

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Not me...

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Nigella?
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Giada?
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Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!!!
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But Sandra?
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She reminds me of the sorority girls in "Animal House".
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[underpants]

10. :-)

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. That's EXACTLY the picture in my head right after I posted the "sorority girl" comment!!!

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Oh... and the scene with the gloves.
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[one_voice]

4. LOL!!!!

Thank you! I really needed a laugh tonight!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. thatsa keeper! and tell me

why do I watch HGTV when my house doesn't look any better :shrug:

signed:

addicted to Selling New York