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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 07:35 AM
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Want to lose weight? Just get a cat.
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 06:14 PM
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1. Or lose ten pounds
by having your own trichobezoar surgically removed. National Hairball Awareness Day will be on April 29th (always the last friday in April).

warning- squeamish people may not want to view bottom of this page:
http://www.nmhm.washingtondc.museum/exhibits/virtual/hairball.html
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 07:45 PM
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2. You have GOT to be kidding.
Edited on Sat Apr-09-11 07:46 PM by nolabear
Okay THERE'S something to cut from everybody's budget. Next up:Toe Fungus Friday!

(Edit because I can't type worth hairballs today)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 08:18 PM
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3. OMG
Edited on Sat Apr-09-11 08:18 PM by Skittles
one on the carpet today - it looked - and felt - like a big giant hairy slug :scared:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 08:56 PM
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 09:02 PM
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5. STOP IT MFM
:rofl:
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 09:04 PM
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6. I have this stuff, called Tonic-Lax, that you give to your cat every day. It stops hairballs cold!!
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 09:10 PM
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7. So... how do YOU stay regular? n/t
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-11 09:26 PM
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8. LOL. I went to venezuela on holiday 15 years ago and got Montezuma's revenge. Been like clockwork
ever since. I highly recommend it. LOL!
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-10-11 12:40 AM
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9. have you ever been checked for giardia?
That's a long time for Montezuma to take revenge.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-10-11 01:07 AM
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10. No I got sick on the trip and since then have had no symptoms of giardia.
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