To say that was the bicycle ride of shame is the greatest understatement ever.

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Ever, ever, ever, ever....

Note to DU members: If a party is themed "Freshly fucked", avoid it AT ALL COSTS.


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1. I am enveloped in a universe of shame.

Pure, shame.

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2. Ahem... ... ... ... ... I'm ASSUMING my invitation was lost in the mail. n/t

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3. I seriously cannot show my face in public for like... weeks.

It would be better for me to assume an alias and move to another country.

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5. I can see the PSA posters warning against this type of behavior:

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ASSUME THE POSITION... ... ... ... ... ... ASSUME AN ALIAS!!!
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(heh-heh... I said ass/u/me.)
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6. And I remember coming away from MANY MANY MANY parties with that attitude.

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I would spend the weeks of shame and seclusion wondering when the hell the NEXT party was gonna be.
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(You're not foolin' ME, bucko!!!!!)
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8. We both had the same name.

That's pretty much all I remember.

[taterguy]

4. This thread is worthless without pics and video

Obviously

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7. Lucky for you I took a couple pictures...

[NYC_SKP]

9. I can see from the cup on the counter top by the empty vodka bottle, this was no ordinary party...

It was a Lipitor Party.

Damn, you're lucky you came out of it alive.

And I think I know one of those women.

:P