Maths -- there's "Smart as hell" and "Smart ass... OH, HELLS YEAH!!!"

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[kentauros]

1. Depends on how many people you're serving.

1/6th per person, 1/8th per, 1/2 per, 1/1 per :9

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. If you keep cutting each slice half-as-big as the last one, you'll have...

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[kentauros]

3. That's an infinitely thin and sharp knife you have there.

Ronco?

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Use the Ginsu, Luke.

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[kentauros]

6. It's Absurdly Sharp!

[Logical]

5. LOL!

[Dystopian]

7. HELLYEAH!

HELLYEAH!

Thanks...:hug:
For everything....a song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMEpodCzY7Q

"Better Man"

I know my enemy and I can't forget his name,
Distant memories of a man that just couldn't change,
And though I've tried to set aside,
I still carry them today
When I look into the mirror I can still see his face,
Oh lord

Don't want to be like my father,
I deserved a better man,
A bigger man to help me down my road
I cried a tear for my mother,
She deserved a better man,
A stronger man,
To embrace her soul
Ruined by a weaker man,
A shallow man,
The one who broke our home

Though I was a young boy I can still remember everything,
All the booze led to fights and abuse
And I lived through it every day
And though I try,
To heal inside,
My heart is just a vault for pain,
I tried to snuff the candle,
But I've been burnt by the flame,
It's too late

Don't want to be like my father,
I deserved a better man,
A bigger man to help me down my road
I cried a tear for of my mother,
She deserved a better man,
A stronger man,
To embrace her soul
Ruined by a weaker man,
A shallow man,
The one who broke our home

Saw him twenty years later in a store buyin' a jug of wine
He said "hey there boy I'm living nearby
We could catch up with a joint and share a bottle or two"
I said "I'm sorry dad, don't wanna end up being you...no"

Don't want to be like my father,
I cried a tear for my mother,
She deserved a better man,
A stronger man,
To embrace her soul
Ruined by a weaker man,
A shallow man,
The one who broke our home

*I can be a drag sometimes....but my father was one. A better man.*
A better man than you...

NO! Not you MFM! You rock!
:loveya:

Carry on....
This is the first time I've downed and up thread.
Sorry.....
---->:beer:

peace~