struggle4progress
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Mon Apr-11-11 04:06 AM
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ATTENTION! I am auctioning off this unpaired sock I found in my dryer. |
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If there's interest, I've got some other treasures that I might be willing to sell, like this really cool antique knife: the handle broke off, and then I misplaced the blade, but otherwise it's in pretty good shape, considering how old it is
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Mon Apr-11-11 05:00 AM
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1. SCHEDULING S4P FOR ASS KICKING |
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Mon Apr-11-11 07:14 AM
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2. Hey! I'm a sexy dood! There must be somebody who'd like my sock to sniff! |
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Mon Apr-11-11 09:54 AM
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Mon Apr-11-11 01:29 PM
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5. Might could be, but I think it'll stop mopin when it finds its mate |
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Mon Apr-11-11 09:57 AM
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4. Can I auction off two lazy-ass cats |
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Mon Apr-11-11 02:17 PM
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7. If you plan to auction them off, then I'd say don't put them in the dryer |
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cuz one might disappear :scared:
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Mon Apr-11-11 01:42 PM
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6. Why doesn't it just join Socks Without Partners? |
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hat tip to Mom's friend Keetricess for that gem.
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Mon Apr-11-11 02:18 PM
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8. Ya can git some great posters from that organization: |
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"A sock without a partner is like a fish without a bicycle" and such
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Mon Apr-11-11 02:26 PM
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9. Sock it to me. My sock puppet wants a friend. |
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