This machine kills virginity.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Iggo]

1. Cured mine, that's for sure.

:woohoo:

That's 75% of the Eagles Greatest Hits album, ferchrissakes.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. Like a son of a gun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zJHMad1ZsM

[pokerfan]

3. Hint

A D E also works...

[Iggo]

4. An, when in doubt, side one of Zeppelin 4. (n/t)

[pokerfan]

5. "to meet girls..."

I got into music basically to meet girls, no doubt about it. Women have always been an influence on my music, good and bad. It looked like the greatest job in the world. I was in college at the time, a freshman at Auburn University. I was a shy, awkward kid from Mobile, kind of a wallflower. My roommate had a guitar, and even though he knew only three chords, he always seemed to be the center of attention with women. I said, ‘Teach me those chords’. So I learned the guitar and started hanging around folk clubs, watching the bands. They all had big shiny Martin guitars; I would’ve given my right arm for a Martin guitar. And the women — all the time women — were hanging around the band. I thought: this is the job for me.” (Jimmy Buffett)

[provis99]

6. there's one problem:

the women you meet are the ones who think the greatest thing in the world is a guy who can play three chords on a guitar...

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Well, sure... there IS that problem...

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[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. Apparently, what they dont' tell you...

...is when you bang that many girls it gives you a heart condition and brain hemorrhages. Just ask Brett...

[Bake]

9. Forget about all of that macho shit and learn how to play guitar!

Worked for me!

Bake

[bluesbassman]

10. Major key songs are for dancing.

Minor keys get you laid baby. :evilgrin:

http://youtu.be/xconExqNbZs

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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