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SoDesuKa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-11 04:39 AM
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Judgment Day Countdown - D-Day Minus 36
Judgment Day is coming! May 21st, a Saturday. Don't bother paying the mortgage; in fact you can cancel your dentist appointment for that week too.

Check it out - http://www.familyradio.com They've got it figured out down to the exact day.

Give Granny a call on Friday the 20th. You can afford to lie about the sweater she bought you; she'll never see you wearing it anyhow.

What else are you planning for Friday the 20th?
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Old Troop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-11 05:46 PM
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1. First off, you better buy your robes right now - there will be an enormous
crowd as we get closer. Second, it might be wise to wear your robes to bed on the 20th since these folks have failed to specify the time that it will occur.
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-11 06:09 PM
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2. It better not happen........
If the world ends 5 days after I start my swank summer job, I'll be pissed (dead, but pissed).
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CBGLuthier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-11 06:19 PM
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3. That is my oldest daughter's wedding day. Guess I don't need to buy new shoes after all.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-11 06:19 PM
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4. Ordering a shit load of pay per view. Drinking as much of my Scotch as possible.
Smoking cigars. Eating bacon. Running with scissors. Wearing only my jock in plain view of my neighbors. A good start!
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