Worst Song Titles. I'll lead off with: Yummy, Yummy, Yummy

[bluesbassman]

Unfortunately in this song's case, the title was only the beginning. :puke:

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy - Ohio Express
http://youtu.be/ozqfOzqMvlQ

[Amerigo Vespucci]

1. Only the beginning? Howzabout "Billy, Don't Be A Hero?"

MAKE it all the way through this "live" video of Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods! I DARE YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0lKmznjgfQ

:rofl:

[bluesbassman]

4. Odd, I'd forgotten all about that tune.

:rofl:

[AngryOldDem]

2. "You're Havin' My Baby."

[ohiosmith]

3. Jam Up Jelly Tight

[NightWatcher]

5. Why does it hurt when I pee

havent listened to Zappa in a long time

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. "This is the central scrutinizer...Joe had a girl friend named Mary...

She used to go the church club every week. They'd meet each other there, hold hands, and think pure thoughts.

But one night at the social club meeting Mary didn't show up...She was ******* **** backstage at the armory

In order to get a pass to see some big rock group for free..."



Above: Dale Bozzio, the voice of "Mary" on "Joe's Garage."

[KamaAina]

6. Muskrat Love

Same deal. :puke:

[frogmarch]

13. Thank you for the ear worm.

Back atcha! :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y&feature=related

As an added bonus, please enjoy the dancing, chirping muskrats.

[nolabear]

8. Unchained Melody

GREAT song, but wtf? What's unchained about it? Why was it chained in the first place? Was it initially a vicious, biting melody but it got better?

[frogmarch]

12. It was the theme song for

the prison movie Unchained.

[grilled onions]

9. Take My Love(and cram it up your heart)

although many a failed love has felt that way!

[Archae]

10. Too many to list.

"Rockin' Me Baby" Steve Miller.

"D-I-V-O-R-C-E"

"Stand By Your Man"

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. "Before I Die, I'm Gonna Fuck Me a Fish" by See You Next Tuesday:

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Actually a very sweet, sentimental love song.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz3uqHMWEgE
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[sarge43]

14. Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsWg0bt9kp4

[HopeHoops]

15. "I Promise Not To Cum In Your Mouth", Frank Zappa, 1978

No wait, that's one of the BEST song titles. Entirely instrumental and simply beautiful:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa14L1UOxKI

[Bucky]

16. Leadbelly: "The Hitler Blues"

Great song, but the title seems a little redundant.

[av8rdave]

17. It's Hard to Say I Love You When You're Sitting on My Face

By the legendary Marty and the Mufftone

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. Angel of The Morning

:puke: