Vibes needed. I got fired from my job at the newspaper.

[taterguy]

I was working on the Religion Desk and I used the word 'alleged' too often.

:cry:

[One_Life_To_Give]

1. Hugs

:hug: :grouphug:

[Brickbat]

2. I'll pray for you.

[rurallib]

3. call the big guy and see if He will intervene.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Well... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... bless your heart. n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Gormy Cuss]

5. Smites for you.

[MilesColtrane]

7. Remember, when God closes a door he opens a window...for you to jump out of.

[petronius]

8. Bastards! It's not like you said "superstitious nonsense" or "sky fairies", so

what the hell is their problem?

[bif]

9. Best of luck

I've been "underemployed" for over 5 years.

[siligut]

10. Pride cometh before the fall

Go back, genuflect, and drink the god-dammed koolaide or whatever that artificially-fruit-flavored-sugar-water was. What gives you the right to think for yourself? And lol, I was gearing up to say something nice to you.

[Arugula Latte]

11. Remember, "faith is believing what you know ain't so."

The trick is to fool yourself!

[struggle4progress]

12. Well, I done tried an toljah that thar gig wuz allbout generatin ad revenoo, but didjah listen?

Noooo ...

I even done senjah sum column idears, like "What's the most Christian potaty chip?" or "If Moses wuz crossin the Red Sea today, he'd wear EarthShoes"

Instead, you went that hi-falutin way, with stuff like

"Marxist anthropologist identifies 'consumerism' as America's most popular religion -- notes relation to Cargo Cults"

and

"Theologian fired for saying Jesus' message of love may be even more important than the Resurrection"

[madinmaryland]

13. Are you serious, Francis?? I never knew you had a PhD in Theology

and wrote a religion column for a newspaper? You are not syndicated? Maybe you should talk to Weldon Gaddy.

[taterguy]

Do you seriously not get the joke?

Dumbass

[Curmudgeoness]

14. Sending vibes that you find a real job in no time at all.

Religion Desk? Ouch. What we won't do for a paycheck!

Hey, I hear McDonalds is hiring.

[applegrove]

15. vibes.