Why DU is Better than DK

[Keith Bee]

1) DK requires you to wait 24 hours before you post anything (seven days for starting a thread). Hey, it's not like I'm trying to buy a gun!

2) Diaries: What the fuck is up with this??? Before logging off permanently, I had posted more than a dozen of these "diaries." In nine of them, I got responses stating, "Well, this isn't really a Diary..." Well fuck that! I'm not a 15-year-old high school girl: I don't write diaries!

3) DK oozes intellectual superiority, to which I say, "Belllllllllllllch!" I's jus waitin' fo' the Caps game tomorrow night.

[dawg]

1. But DK has ...

a big-ass gorilla that throws flaming barrels at you. And if you jump them all, you get to rescue this hot little blonde chick. Well, in theory anyway. When I play, the damn monkey just keeps grabbing her and carrying her higher up the building.