I'm 5'9'', about 150 pounds with 8% body fat. Would you fight me?

[Paradoxical]

In a gentlemen's fight.

[dawg]

1. I'd kick your fucking ass.

I've got 30 pounds on you, and only half of that is fat!

[LibertyFox]

2. I'm an internet tough guy.

Theoretically I could find out where anyone lives and go beat them up with my band of sweaty macho friends.

[TorchTheWitch]

3. must be a chest thumping kinda day

Sorry, couldn't vote... no entry for "point and laugh hysterically at the neanderthal channeling".

Let us know when you finally get around to evolving.

[Paradoxical]

35. I'm going to kick your ass for saying that.

:hide:

[hobbit709]

4. I outweigh you 2 to 1 and I don't like to fight.

"But we have to get the rules straightened out"

[Maine-ah]

5. heh, I'm 4'11 105lbs

went up against one of our refs last night at derby. He's about your size. I'll kick your ass while on roller skates. :evilgrin:

[Sabriel]

6. I would smother you with kindness

If that didn't work, I'd stab you with my favorite pen, because we all know the pen is mightier than the 8% body fat.

[wysimdnwyg]

9. The pen IS mightier than the sword

http://youtu.be/IcZd-ql7t1I

[Powdered Toast Man]

16. LMAO! I looked away waiting for the ad to finish...

Then I realized I missed the intended video, ha ha ha

[Deep13]

7. No.

I would not fight anyone unless it was unavoidable and then the concept of a gentleman's fight would disappear with the first chair I threw at him.

[Kali]

8. if I've had enough to drink and you are acting like a dick...

I'd kick your ass.

[MilesColtrane]

10. I would devastate you with passive aggression.

[Iggo]

11. Can I bring a ball bat? (n/t)

[Paradoxical]

36. Only if I can bring my gentleman's folder.

[originalpckelly]

12. I could sit on you.

That would pretty much end it.

[siligut]

13. I'm a lover not a fighter

From the someone had to say it dept. I still chose lasers, we could do some neat stuff with them.

[JonLP24]

14. I'm 5'9", 152.

I'm bigger. :D

[Rambis]

15. I'm a 200 gallon drum of whip ass

but I haven't been in a fight since I was 9 years old.
:evilgrin:

[eyepaddle]

17. Look, TOTALLY against fisticuffs (even though I'm 6'4" 230) but having said that

how anybody could vote anything BUT "lasers" is totally beyond me! ;)

[Bake]

18. I wouldn't but my two friends might....

Their names are Smith and Wesson.

Oh, and Skittles would totally kick your ass.

:hi:

Bake

[bluedigger]

19. Sorry, I don't believe in fighting for sport.

I haven't thrown a punch since I was 10, which is probably a good thing, as my fighting philosophy is that one of us is going to jail, and the other is leaving on a stretcher. That being said, I'd probably destroy you, what with the 80 pound weight advantage and extra three inches of reach...

[Paradoxical]

34. I'll leap on your back like a monkey and tire you out.

I used that tactic to take my 6'6'' 190 pound friend to the ground. He still pinned me though.

[bluedigger]

38. 6'6" and 190?

Stickman. Besides, I'm also greasy. You'd slide right off...:rofl:

[bluesbassman]

20. No, but I'll taunt you. I fart in your general direction...

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

http://youtu.be/FWBUl7oT9sA

[krispos42]

21. Sure, if you started it.

And if you don't know martial arts.

I'll plop my bloated American ass on you and munch a Whopper® while waiting for the cops to show up and Taser your ass.

[blueknight]

22. not only would i fight you

i would kick your ass, and everybody who posted in this thread, at the same time. in case you dont realize this, i am an internet tough guy

[Paradoxical]

33. I know how to use a knife in self-defense.

But that's pretty much it. In fact, I don't remember the last time I was involved in a fight. Sometime during high school.

[krispos42]

41. So you're saying I'll have to reach for my throwin' rock?

:-)

If you don't move I can probably almost hit you.

[RandomThoughts]

23. No, I think fighting is dumb.

I don't fight, no reason to.

[cbdo2007]

24. I'll just kick you in the balls and run. I'm pretty sure I could outrun you.

That's always been my fighting strategy.

[Paradoxical]

30. I'm a long distance runner. I ran cross country for 6 years.

[cbdo2007]

37. With newly kicked balls??

That should give me a good enough head start to lock myself in a bathroom somewhere to hide.

[Brickbat]

25. Yes, if we were playing hockey and you started some shit.

[Old Troop]

26. If it were a true gentleman's fight, I'd hire a burly member of the lower

classes to take his chances with you.

[Ptah]

27. bring it

[Skittles]

28. I CAN KICK PARADOXICAL ASS

AND I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE ALREADY THREATENED YOU BEFORE; yes INDEED

[PotatoChip]

39. My bet is on this one. nt.

[Skittles]

40. I CAN KICK POTATOCHIP ASS TOO

yes INDEED :hi:

[PotatoChip]

42. Need I say more? ^

Now pay up up everyone! But if you would be so kind, could you please send it to in C/O Skinner? I'll thank each and every one of you as soon as I get an opportunity.



And an extra thanks goes out to you Skittles, for helping me win! It is truly an honor!!! :bounce:




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[Incitatus]

29. a gentlemen's fight?

what fun is that?

[Throd]

31. I would quickly vanquish you and then wear your skin as a bikini.

Don't worry, it's nothing personal.

[Forkboy]

32. Not in a gentleman's fight, no.

[panader0]

43. Was in several fights years ago

won most, lost a few badly. I once broke a "friend's" arm with my jaw. I haven't had a fistfight in 25 years. Stupid shit always.

[TheCanadianLiberal]

44. 6' 9" and 250 lbs

Unless you know something I don't then I'll I'd need to do is sit on you. lol

[pink-o]

45. I'm 6'1", 143 pounds and have 19% body fat...

...I wouldn't kick your ass, I'd take you to a high-protein lunch and pick your brain till you tell me how you got down to 8!!!!!!