Those mofo's who live under me are getting annoying.

[originalpckelly]

Damn rabbits, they were up all night playing the dance remix of Peter Cottontail.

It's a cute song, but not at 3 AM.

Uppity assholes with their fluffy white tails and shit.
And you'd think they would be quiet, their mom and dad live across the way from me. Well, I think they do. You can never tell with them, they all look alike.

Well, at least it's better than the ones who lived there before me, they were into death metal. I never knew if they were going to leave me an Easter basket, or beat me up and take my money.

But these new rabbits are still horny. Now I know why they called that one thump-her rabbit. Fuckers, we'll probably have a bunch of them "cute" baby ones running around in no time, after all you know what they say! Just more mouths for society to feed. And they, of course, come and steal your food. We can't leave any plants out, because the lazy SOBs come and eat 'em.

The parents have the work ethic of Homer Simpson, just look at this one laying on the lawn while I was grilling:


GRRR!

[geardaddy]

1. Great...

now I have that song in my head.

:grr:

[Incitatus]

2. hmmmmm

Rabbit stew recipe includes rabbit, onions, celery, carrots, potatoes, mushrooms, and red wine.
Ingredients:

* 1 rabbit, about 3 pounds, cut up
* 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
* 3 tablespoons butter
* 1 cup chopped celery
* 2 medium onions, thinly sliced
* 1 teaspoon seasoned salt
* 1 teaspoon salt
* dash pepper
* 1 bay leaf
* 4 cups water
* 4 cups dry red wine
* 2 cups diced carrots
* 4 medium potatoes, peeled and diced
* 4 ounces sliced mushrooms, sauteed
* 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
* 1/3 cup water

Preparation:
Directions for rabbit stew.
Dredge rabbit pieces with 1/2 cup flour. Melt butter in a Dutch oven over medium heat; brown rabbit pieces on all sides. Add celery, onion, salt, pepper, bay leaf, 4 cups water, and wine; bring to the boil. Reduce heat to a simmer, cover, and simmer rabbit stew for 2 hours. Add carrots, potatoes, and mushrooms; cook for about 25 to 30 minutes longer, or until vegetables are tender. Combine 1/4 cup flour and 1/3 cup water; stir until well blended and smooth. Stir flour mixture into the broth; cook and stir until thickened.
Rabbit stew recipe serves 4.

[KurtNYC]

3. A bear and a rabbit are in the woods and they are pooping

so the bear is finished and he looks at the rabbit and says:

"Don't you hate it when poop sticks to your fur ?"

And the rabbit, all disgusted, turns up his little pink nose at the bear and says:

"No. Poop never sticks to MY fur!"

So the bear says: "Great!"

and then he picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass.

[DainBramaged]

4. I spit out my Devil Dog, that was great