MiddleFingerMom
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Wed Apr-20-11 10:17 PM
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MFM's classic "How was I to know they meant taxidermy?" defense failed MISERABLY in court. |
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krispos42
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Thu Apr-21-11 12:56 AM
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1. There was a guy up in Wisconsin a couple of years ago... |
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...that got busted for lack of reading comprehension.
Ew ew ew ew ew!
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chollybocker
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Thu Apr-21-11 01:05 AM
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2. When the lightbulb switched on over Hugh Hefner's head... |
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Edited on Thu Apr-21-11 01:06 AM by chollybocker
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marzipanni
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Thu Apr-21-11 01:51 AM
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3. I taught a two-session Matting and Mounting class |
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(how to cut a mat and mount art for framing) at the craft center at the local university. I had the students fill out a registration card for the class and one of the young men wrote in the course description space- "Mating and Mounting". :rofl:
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Amerigo Vespucci
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Thu Apr-21-11 04:32 AM
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4. Ex-girlfriend had her dog stuffed... |
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...I was with her when the dog died (respiratory problems / old age / etc...I drove her to the vet, where the dog was euthanized). She brought the dead dog home, slept with it in her bed that night, put it in the freezer the next morning, and started making calls to taxidermists.
We broke up a couple of days later so I never saw the results.
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