I went for my physical today. I don't feel so good.

[bluesbassman]

After it was all over, the doc asked to speak with my wife privately. I went outside to wait in the car, and after about five minutes she came out and got in. I asked her what the doc had to say, and she said that he gave her some advice to help keep me around for a long time. He told her that he thinks my cholesterol is a bit high, so could she cook meals that are a little more healthy. She told him that she could certainly do that. He also told her that I should get on an regular exercises program, and she said that she had been meaning to do that herself so she'd do it together with me. I asked her if he had any other tips and she said there was just one more. He told her that new scientific evidence has indicated that for males over fifty, having sex two or three times a week will greatly increase their lifespan. I got a little excited about this tip and asked her what she thought about that. She got a sad little expression on her face and said...


































You're going to die. :rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

1. Flip Wilson's legendary "Reverend Leroy" sketch on trying to raise money in the church...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXLiEnA9Cyw

Same joke, different punchline: "LET IT CRAWL, REV! LET IT CRAWL!"

:rofl:

:toast:

[bluesbassman]

2. Great stuff. Loved Flip Wilson.

:rofl:

[chollybocker]

3. That cracked me up like crazy.

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[bluesbassman]

4. Glad you liked it.

:hi:

[kimi]

5. That was great!!

I was starting to get annoyed at a doc speaking to your wife privately, and then cracked up with your punch line!!

Thanks! :rofl:

[bluesbassman]

6. Yeah, he should of started out at one time.

Gotta ease into those things. :P

Laughter is the best medicine.

[Heidi]

7. Wait just one cotton-pickin' minute there, bubba.

YOU are over 50? :wow:

I don't believe it.

[bluesbassman]

8. And all this time you thought I was some 30 something whipper snapper?

1958 Darlin'. Time flies when your havin' fun! :rofl:

[Heidi]

9. I didn't think you were 30 exactly,

but 50 sure didn't enter my mind. *swoon*

[bluesbassman]

12. Yeah, well the years have been easy,

it's the mileage that's hard. :loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear bluesbassman!

Well, of course you're going to die, silly!

About 1000 years from now!

:toast:

[bluesbassman]

13. Of course, but...

I'd like to go with a smile on my face. :rofl:

[Forkboy]

11. The detail they leave out...

...is that if you have sex more than 20 times a week under the age of fifty you'll die.

I have a week to live....

[bluesbassman]

14. You're my new hero Forkboy!

:thumbsup: :pals:

[Forkboy]

15. Let it be said that I gave it my all.

For $30 per half hour.

[kimi]

Oh.

Well, this is bad news.


I'm going to live for-freakin-EVER!!!! :cry:

[kimi]

16. Delete for double post. . .

(The news shocked me into clicking once too often :()

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[bluesbassman]

18. Geez, that'd be like putting AV fuel in the lawnmower.