Who gives a rat's ass about the goddamn royals???

[Taverner]

I usually don't get angry about celebrity worship. Sure, it's stupid and vapid and serves no purpose, but neither does Wendy's restaurant and I don't hate them.

But this obsession with the goddamn royals. What the fuck? If I wanted to see inbreds I would go to Fresno. If I wanted to see a bunch of people spend money that isn't theirs, I'd watch a televangelist. At least the hair in their case is entertaining. Kind of "Trump or Monkey" don't you think?

Look - the "royal wedding" means one rich idiot marries another rich idiot. Prince Harry is a chip off the old block. Like his ancestors, he has a thing for Nazis and Fascism. His wife to be is the product of status climbers.

What's the fucking point?

[nolabear]

1. To piss you off and revel in the fact that it harms them not one whit.

Next question?

[slay]

2. People who are obcessed with celebrity and money

like people who watch The Apprentice, or or Beverly Hills Housewives, or the Kardashians or whatever that crap is - I don't understand it either and refuse to have anything to do with it. Other than mock it Soup style. :evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HXr1iOS08g

[jmowreader]

3. Everyone should give a rat's ass about the goddamn Royals!

They're only one game out of first in the AL Central, and they're riding a one-game winning streak.

[Orsino]

4. 10-4 is a kick-ass season, dude. n/t

[OmahaBlueDog]

8. You can score great seats for the Royals on e-bay for dirt cheap money

I'm not a fan, but it's still MLB

[GomezLives]

5. Wendy's has tasty salads.

[WinkyDink]

6. I do. Love England; visited about 6 times; taught Brit Lit. Don't watch; solved. P.S. There ARE

other "Royals" in Europe.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

7. I found a dead rat in my swimming pool the other day.

I would gladly send them its ass as a wedding present but I already dumped it in the garbage. Oh well, fuck them. They didn't even invite me.