I've got bulbous deposits of cheese underneath my skin

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and I hope you don't suffer the same affliction.

Enough of that though. My compadre and I just released another slew of destined to be forgotten hit songs sure to be enjoyed by literally tens of people worldwide!

Knowing that Democratic Underground has the greatest audience in the entire world, including worlds beyond even our world, we come here to digitally beg each and every one of you to review our our said recording, Four.

Here's where it's located on the interwebs:

http://drexel.bandcamp.com

We seek the good, the bad, and the ugly. Psychic income is all that is left in music.

We love you all more than we love Swiss chard and possibly even rhubarb,

Dave and Brian
drexel

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1. anyone?

or am I knocking up the wrong DU tree?

Take care,

Dave

[TheMightyFavog]

2. Bulbous deposits of cheese?

Dude, you need to see a doctor, maybe get that shit lanced and drained.

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4. or, use it as a infinate source of

mayonnaise based dip?

[Dr. Strange]

3. I've got gouda, under my skin.

I'm liking ZingADingDong.

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5. Go down Cincinnati Way

and you'll see Goetta appearing underneath your skin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goetta

[snooper2]

6. although I like the title of, "kick toby keith in the balls"

I listened to a bit of a few of the songs and they are pretty..

Well, fucking bad...Really bad, 17 seconds of pure hell in your song "Kill the Dead" -out of tune scream

Is there some kind of musical style you are trying to accomplish?

And who wrote the lyrics?

Kill the dead, bash them upside the head
Kill the dead, bash them upside the head

Kill the dead, bash them upside the head
Kill the dead, bash them upside the head

:eyes:

I had to immediately go to youtube and purge my brain with some Tupac and Kadafi after listening to that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euYCBSH3WPo&feature=related

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7. That's the best

bad review we've ever had.

Thank you very much!

Do you mind if I post your review to our facebook page?

Take care,

Dave

[snooper2]

9. It's the Intertubes, you can put it in your song if you want

:)

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8. background

Kill the Dead is our pro-life anthem. Spare the living, Kill the Dead. It's also probably the world's lone homage to Nitro front man Jim Gillette, the original king of uber octave metal screamers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Gillette

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10. you inspired a new tagline

drexel - Makes Tupac sound like Pat Boone.