Holy Underwear, Batman!

[JCMach1]

Rarely does my jaw drop to the floor. Call me cynical, hard to shock, whatever you like, but I was amazed and amused by a recent video put out (pun intended) by Cenk Uygur and the Young Turks. What got me so worked-up may you ask? Well, only the most astoundingly awesome inventions ever: abstinence panties.

Click here to see what I’m talking about. http://www.youtube.com/embed/RyzTlJedQYE ...

I thought Cenk might be pulling-one on us. Consequently, I decided to do due-diligence for everyone and visit the alleged website, WWYMD.COM (What would your mother do.com). Obviously they never met my mother and a six pack (it’s how I got here after all). However, in the bizarre alternate universe of the Talibornagain it is perfectly ok for 30 something guys to leer at underage girls in tight undergarments (and show it on the front page of your website). And, did I mention the infinitely wankable poses in the catalog? Who said research couldn’t be fun?... http://godlesscommie.com/?p=346

Just a quick satirical article I wrote for http://godlesscommie.com

[siligut]

1. Titillation

The whole psychology from ankle boots to burkas, imagination. Cenk Uygur said it, wankable is the key. But then, wanking is off limits. Building angst, shame and guilt, some of the easiest and cruelest manipulation tools around.