Seriously, how many of you here have side-by-side bathtubs with scenic views

[LynneSin]

I mean, nothing personal, but if you're on Penis drugs you'd think you'd want to hang out somewhere other than a tub NEXT to the woman you want to get busy with.

Else why bother?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. I always assumed the WIVES bought the separate tubs...

[HopeHoops]

2. Fuck that noise - bathe together!

[freshwest]

13. Yeah, conserve water!

[HopeHoops]

14. Hey, we've got a dual shower head (hinged extension) we bought 20 years ago.

This is the second house it has been in. The second head is on a dual-hinged extension (about 2' out). We shower together all the time.

[freshwest]

19. WTG

[Raven]

3. I've always wondered what the hell that was about. Can you explain

to an oldster what the people in the tub on the beach is supposed to mean?

[WolverineDG]

4. What I'm still puzzled over is

why so many people who book hotels at the beach expect them to have pools.

dg

[KurtNYC]

5. we can thank Steven Spielberg

and BP.

[blueamy66]

28. So that when they're done at the beach....

they can jump in and wash all the sand off.

:-)

[LynneSin]

17. My only guess is it's the new 'post-coital cigarette'

I mean in the old days they would depict 2 people who just had sex as these people lounging around in bed having a smoke. But times they are a-changing and you can't have couples smoke anymore so instead they have them bathing. And since this is a TV commericial they bath in side-by-side tubs.

That's my 2 cents and I'm sticking with it.

[freshwest]

18. Just being absurd. It means people are oblivious to the natural world and simple living, i guess.

[AngryAmish]

30. It means it sells boner pills

When the original ad was done people didn't remember what boner pill it was selling, just that it had two goofs in bathtubs outside. It was a memorable image so they stuck with it.

[dawg]

6. Ah, the tub commercials.

You mean you don't find it romantic. laying bareassed naked in the middle of the great outdoors, in two *separate* clawfoot tubs?

What's wrong with you?

[LynneSin]

7. Now if it was the same tub.....

but separate tubs, might as well wear this....

[dawg]

10. For me, the one tub option hasn't been all that much better ...

Good for playing around and being silly, but best to find someplace dry to seal the deal, if you know what I mean.

Otherwise, it ends up in hilarity. :cry:


Of course, that may just be me. Every other man in the world may know "tub" tricks that I just don't know. I'm convinced they have some kind of advantage over me. (Maybe that's it!)

[Brickbat]

8. If I'm in a tub, in beautiful surroundings, I better damn well be by myself.

Tub Time is Brickbat Time, people. Bottle of wine, a good novel, some candles...I don't need anyone in the next tub nattering on.

[MrCoffee]

9. You don't have side-by-side baths? What kind of hobo shanty do you live in?

[LynneSin]

11. The italian immigrats that built my home over 100 years ago didn't thinkt that was needed but...

they did put a Wine Press in my basement

[MrCoffee]

12. That wine needs more antifreeze

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Obviously, their bathtubs can fly or they couldn't get to such wonderful places.

I'd rather have a flying bathtub than sex.

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

16. How about sex in flying bathtubs...

think about it

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. Are you nuts? It's illegal to TEXT in a flying bathtub, much less neck.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. You mean, you don't?

I thought everybody had matched bathtubs on the beach.

[kentauros]

21. I don't even have the scenic view!

Much less a bathtub in which I can fit!

I swear, the people that lived in the 1950s were no more than four feet tall! :P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. actually, I know where there is whole ring of them ... way deep in the woods

oh. the parties.

and

the stories I could tell.

[kentauros]

23. That sounds like the set-up premise

for a teen-horror flick! }(

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. thanks but,

I think I'll pass...too old.

[rug]

24. If you take the right pill the second tub is no obstacle.

[retread]

27. I assumed it was meant to be post-coital. You know, the relaxed, easy feeling of hanging out

at the beach without a care in the world or the relaxed, easy feeling of a nice warm bath. Take this pill and when you're done you feel like you're doing both!!

[RedCloud]

29. Some folks like coitus please interruptus