How often do your nekkid pets see you nekkid?

[kentauros]

Please detail your experiences (and their reactions)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. My pets are not nekkid; they wear lovely fur coats.

However, I avoid letting them see me nekkid because they laugh at me.

[kentauros]

2. My cat is polite and doesn't laugh,

even as he's staring at me, waiting for me to hurry up and get dressed to attend to him ;)

[Sky Masterson]

3. Always.

My pets live a sad life. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. One of my cats sits outside my glass shower every day while I'm

showering. She does her little flippy over thing and stares at me through the glass. It's a bit unnerving. :rofl:

[pokerfan]

5. One time my cat

was sitting on the toilet, watching me towel off after a shower. Unfortunately this had the effect of putting my dangly bit at his eye level and his animal instinct took over. Yow! I never made that mistake again.

[freshwest]

6. Yeah, I nearly had a heart attack when my son's hunting dog went for his one morning! They played..

A lot in the morning as he got dressed for elementary school, and who would have thought...

The exact words in my mind were 'My Grandchildren!'

What big teeth and a strong bite she had, too.

I kept an eagle eye on that dog after that, believe me.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Oh, do I have an answer for THIS one. n/t

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[kentauros]

10. Then we'll designate your posts as the choice for "Other"

[pitohui]

8. parrots are such drunken sailors about nudity

if you want catcalls & wolf whistles, forget to slip on a bathrobe in front of a parrot -- you'll get attention

and if you forget the parrot is in the room whilst doing the dirty deed with your nearest and dearest, well, let's just say, you won't forget it for long, because the parrot is happy to cheer you on with a variety of appropriate and inappropriate sound effects

[kentauros]

11. I would imagine that would kill the mood pretty quick!

;)

Did you read that post last Thanksgiving about "stuffing your parrot" ? :D

[kimi]

14. Does this work with an - um - solo act?

Just wondering.

Perhaps I need to get a parrot, if so. :D

[freshwest]

We had a cat like that once. It freaked us out.

[chollybocker]

18. "Polly want a packer" ?

;)

[sarge43]

19. The Kama Sutra recommended keeping the pet parrot

out of the love room else guests would entertained with replays of the dirty deeds sound track.

[pitohui]

32. the kama sutra is very wise

sigh...

[sarge43]

36. Um yeah, I'll have what Polly's having.

Drunken sailors:spray: That and smart four year olds.

[madinmaryland]

9. Would you stop posting here, Rick Santorum. Enough of this man-on-dog stuff, PLEASE!!!

:evilgrin:

[kentauros]

12. Is that code for

"Don't drink the hotdog water!" ?

[undeterred]

13. My dog will stick his cold wet nose right where you don't want it.

Its a dog thing. Worse with clothes off.

[kentauros]

17. Our family's husky used to do that.

Glad I was never sitting nekkid in front of her

[nolabear]

15. Where do you think this came from?

http://youtu.be/a1Y73sPHKxw

[kentauros]

16. So, how would that have gone

had the Dramatic Chipmunk been one of MFM's pets in the same situation?

:o

[nolabear]

23. WAY ahead of you. Check MFM thread on animals who have seen him nekkid.

[kentauros]

25. Yeah, I saw that one.

And how shocked HitlerCat was, too :P

[Brickbat]

20. Never. The dogs aren't allowed in those parts of the house.

[OneGrassRoot]

21. Are you from the Pittsburgh area?

I'm teased mercilessly for pronouncing it "nekkid."

;)

[kentauros]

22. No, I'm one of DU's favorite kind of "bashee":

A Texan ;)

I don't actually pronounce it that way, just making fun. Like when I'll make fun of how a southern Baptist pronounces "heal" and "evil" as "hayell" and "evail" :P

Or it could just be from reading too much J.R. "BoB" Dobbs of the Church of the SubGenius :evilgrin:

[nolabear]

24. Can't remember who said it, but the difference between naked and nekkid is

with nekkid, you have no clothes on and you're up to somethin'.

Amen and salute!

[kentauros]

26. I LIKE that definition!

:thumbsup: :rofl:

[Kali]

28. ha!

:thumbsup:

[freshwest]

34. That's the one I was taught.

[geardaddy]

27. This post is useless without pictures.

:hide:

[kentauros]

29. You're more than welcome to provide us with some

[geardaddy]

31. All right...here you go.

Naked dog.

[Kali]

30. pretty much daily

they all sleep on my bed and I usually sleep commando

[CrownPrinceBandar]

33. Since I don't have pets, I have to settle for the neighbors....

What?

[freshwest]

35. You're in trouble now. Loved Ace.