Caption This Trump Pic

[dynasaw]

[Richardo]

1. "Primatologists have called grooming the social cement of the primate world...

...The trust and bonding it builds is critical to group cooperation. Among primates, social grooming plays an important role in establishing and maintaining alliances and dominance hierarchies, for building coalitions, for reconciliation after conflicts, and is a resource that is exchanged for other resources, like food and sex.*<1><2><3><4> Primates groom socially in moments of boredom as well, and the act has been shown to reduce tension and stress.<5> It is often associated with observed periods of relaxed behaviour, and primates have been known to fall asleep while receiving grooming.<6>"


*Stop it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_grooming

[Deep13]

6. LOL

[sakabatou]

19. !

:rofl:

[geardaddy]

2. "Here, let me hold this until makeup gets here to fix it."

[eyepaddle]

3. Hey Larry, did you know I'm a racist, grifter fuckstick looking to fleece the rubes and keep

"those people" in their place all at the same time?

[peekaloo]

4. We can't show your brown eye, even on cable, there that'll do it.

[Deep13]

5. What's weirder than Trump's hair? Larry's forehead hand. nt

[snooper2]

7. What's more odd? Trump's hair or that Larry is stil Alive?

[rurallib]

8. "Maybe we can swap rugs at break and see if anyone notices?"

[rurallib]

9. duperoo

[dembotoz]

10. my god!!! it really does thumb like an empty drum.

[Duer 157099]

11. Trump is so oblivious that he thinks we don't know he does a combover

Sheesh, who would buy a rug that looks that bad?

[sarge43]

12. Trust me, there's a needle in there. n/t

[Bucky]

13. It was funnier the first time when Cameron Diaz did that in "Something About Mary"

Now THAT'S a combover!

[PuffedMica]

14. You have an excellent plastic surgeon; the scars from your horn removal can hardly be seen!

[Incitatus]

15. King "So how much did it cost to have the hair from your ass removed and planted on your head?"

[underpants]

16. Lemme check under the hood... . nope not smart enough to get into Harvard

[underpants]

17. A GREY ONE? oh Jesus Larry get it!

What will the young professional wives think of me if I have to face them with a grey hair???

[Bombero1956]

18. you're down a quart

and you're brain needs adjustment