Ladies, what do you think of this beard?

[pokerfan]

It's called the Monkey Tail and represents the first major bearding innovation of the twenty-first century.

http://www.boingboing.net/2011/04/29/the-monkey-tail-a-be.html

[graywarrior]

1. Looks more like a cat tail to me

[Demoiselle]

13. Cat tail definitely...It has stripes!

I like it. But then I love cats.

[txwhitedove]

2. Uh, NO! As a woman who loves beards, mustaches, soul patches, etc., that's

just fugly. I'm supposed to like it cause it's called an 'innovation'? No.

[madmom]

3. NO

[RandomThoughts]

4. Your post does not fit the continuity of the thread.

Why is that.

:rofl:


I should post the story, "Redemption Of The Fire Jumpers", that is another good one.

[redwitch]

5. Tabby tail!

Lose it!

[RandomThoughts]

8. Great song from Eminem.

Eminem - Just Lose It
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dcVOmEQzKA

[pokerfan]

6. Lounge ladies have no sense of whimsy

:rofl:

[txwhitedove]

7. Do too! If the guy grinned, he'd look like the Cheshire cat. Oh sorry, is that you?

No, still fugly.

[pokerfan]

12. lol

no, not me.

[freshwest]

9. Reminds me of those carvings in close hair cuts, you know? I think it looks good...

Not that I'd want to look at it all day. The lack of symmetry would wear my eyes out trying to make sense of it.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. and they say women do silly stuff.

[lunatica]

11. It's certainly a conversation starter

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Well, I LIKE it, my dear pokerfan!

So there!

:hi:

[pokerfan]

15. weirdo!

:rofl: :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. Did I EVER say I wasn't?

:rofl: :hi:

[siligut]

17. I agree and not just because

It is hair . . . it will grow back, just can't take hair seriously.

[JitterbugPerfume]

18. cool

[Kali]

19. HAHAHAHAHA!

all the cat lovers should like it

I'd like to meet the first few guys to try it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. Interesting, but hideous.

[femmocrat]

21. Hideous. n/t

[surrealAmerican]

22. Well, that's bound to attract ...

... ring-tailed lemurs.

[SOteric]

23. I'm a straight chica with a thing for facial hair,

but that does not make me want to have sex.

(That's whatchyall really want to know right? )

[pokerfan]

24. Yeah,

Pretty much. :)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. Only if your idea of sex

involves kinky stuff with lemurs.

[bluesbassman]

26. I wasn't aware that beards needed innovation.

IMHO, next to pants on the ground, that's the stupidest "style" I've seen in a long time.

And you can stay on my lawn, I don't give a shit. I'm never cutting my beard like that. :P

[elana i am]

27. i think i'd call it the prosimian tail

looks like a ring-tail lemur's tail and they're not monkeys.

i like it as much as i like any other body modification method, which is not at all.

[trof]

28. I'd like to see the other side of his face.

Is there beard there?
Or is it just a wrap-around?
In either case it's weird and affected.
:thumbsdown:

[pokerfan]

31. my guess

is that from the other side, it looks like a goatee.

[TuxedoKat]

29. Hmmm

I don't think I could go out with someone with a beard like that.

[Bunny]

30. ...

:thumbsdown:

Of course, I'm biased. My guy has the best looking beard, ever. :loveya:

[seaglass]

32. Reminds me of a really long caterpillar - do not like it. n/t

[Duer 157099]

33. You know who needs one of those?

Trump, that's who. To explain what's going on on his head.

[pokerfan]

36. lol

Good one!

[alphafemale]

34. You know what you find under a cat's tail...right?

ummm...how do I phrase this nicely?

:rofl:

[valerief]

35. All beards are gross. nt