Have you ever tried to help your husband in a fight by grabbing the balls of his opponent?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[HopeHoops]

1. No, but my wife whacked a guy over the head with a half-gallon cooler and jabbed him with the handle

The fucker cold-cocked me just as I had handed my infant daughter to my wife. I had my glasses on. They broke (glass lenses). I had a loaded hiking backpack on. He jumped on me (wrestling-like) and she whapped him over the head with the cooler. The handle broke off so she started stabbing him in the head with the sharp ends of it. I had a couple of small cuts, but I imagine he came out on the worse end of things.

[MrCoffee]

5. I'm sorry you got jumped, but your wife is a total badass

[HopeHoops]

6. Yeah, and that was before she started taking karate - she's a 3rd degree blackbelt now.

We're talking about a woman that's under 4'11" and weighs all of 95 lbs. Just don't fuck with her.

[Angry Dragon]

2. I'm calling the nurses right now and letting them know

you have broken free and need to be corralled again

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

Yay!

I won't be raptured!

I think...

:toast:

[SCantiGOP]

4. I was raptured but I came back

Told them to let me know when Dick Cheney died so I could come observe his eternal waterboarding. Also going to be fun to watch Rush Limbaugh reincarnated as a gay, poor inner city kid whose Mama pulls him out of school at 12 to help her cook meth. She coldcocks him every time he starts in on the "But you don't understand, I'm the greatest broadcaster who ever lived!"

[RebelOne]

7. My husband (ex) didn't need any help.

He was 6 ft. 3 and 250 pounds, so no one would want to tangle with him anyway.

[Demoiselle]

8. That's not the question, MFM..

The question is "Have you ever tried to help your husband in a figth....?" My husband has never, to my knowledge, been in a figth.
No, seriously, am I the only person to see that typo? Or just the only person snotty enough to point it out?
Welcome back, MFM.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. If I had been on my system at home, that woulda been corrected before I passed it along.

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This system has user restrictions that make it WAY too frustrating to fix a minor (admittedly annoying) error.
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This was created in Wales and that's how they spell it there. The short version... the truly CORRECT version
is "figbhmnrdwstlpmxzpltkwqsdjkmovtlszbd" and if Superman can make you say it backwards, you're instantly
transported back to your OWN dimension.
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[Demoiselle]

10. Oh. I thoghut it might be Gaelic.

Snicker snicker. Again, welcome back.

[Curmudgeoness]

11. Ah, MFM, you are back and raring to go. Glad to see ya.

:hi: