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meisje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:36 AM
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a priest, a rabi, and clinton's penis walk in to a bar
any comics willing to finish this????
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cosmicaug Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:43 AM
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1. The bartender says: "what is this, some kind of a political joke?"
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alaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:45 AM
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2. Sure, priest, a rabbi, and clinton's penis walk into the
lounge.

Where they belong.
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meisje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:51 AM
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3. and the rabi says to the priest.....
Those aren't Matzah balls!!!!! errr something
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alaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 01:09 AM
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4. I'm a hillbilly.
What are matzah balls?
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Atlant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 07:40 AM
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5. Matzoh Ball...
> What are matzah balls?

Assuming you weren't joking about the poster's spelling...

Matzoh Balls are a Jewish staple food. Matzoh is unleavened bread
(as would have been made in the desert in keeping with The Covenant).
Matzoh strongly resembles saltine crackers minus the salt.

Crumbled up and bound by egg, you can form them into balls that
resemble meat balls. These can then be cooked, typically in well-
skimmed chicken broth to produce Matzoh Ball Soup.

Suddenly, for some vershuggenah (sp?) reason, I'm hungry.

Atlant
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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 07:46 AM
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6. and the bartender says, who's with the prick?
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Atlant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 07:48 AM
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7. That would go better as...
"Poppy Bush, Georgie Bush, and Clinton's Cock walk into a bar.
The bartender turns to Clinton's Cock and asks him:
"So why'd you come here with the Pricks?"

Atlant
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