500

[BEZERKO]

It only took about 8 years, but I'm finally there. 1,000, here I come!

[PassingFair]

1. All you do is bitch, bitch, bitch....

Congrats Chatty!

:hi:

[BEZERKO]

2. If only I could get paid for it.

[PassingFair]

5. Reminds me of this joke:

A young woman decided she wanted to become a nun, went to the convent and petitioned the Mother Superior to join the order. The Mother Superior warned her that it was an order who were silent and she would have to take the vows of silence to join. She agreed and began her training.
After ten years, the Mother Superior called her in and said, 'Now that you have been silent for the past ten years, you may say two words."
The nun says, " Hard beds."
Ten more years went by and again the Mother Superior called the nun to her and said. " You have been here twenty years. You may say two more words."
The nun said, "Bad food."
Ten more years went by -same call - nun reports. Mother Superior says, "You've been here thirty years and you may say two more words."
Nun says, "I quit!"
Mother Superior says, "That's the trouble with you young nuns, all you do is bitch, bitch, bitch!"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. 6 years. but, whose counting? congrats anyway

:toast:

[Amaril]

4. Congrats!

(sigh) Someday I'll be in the 500+ club too.