An unexpected, yet highly subjective and intentionally provocative subject line

[MrScorpio]

A painfully tedious diatribe, written to evoke an emotionally negative response from readers who will perceive the screed as a distorted and patently unfair criticism. In spite of the fact that no one, in particular, is mentioned.

A collection of complaints, based on debatable logic and opinions that will never subscribe to consensus.

A caveat, which is to be ignored given the apoplectic state induced upon reading the preceding text, that the narrative is completely justified.

A highly cynical closing statement.

Appropriate emoticon.

[nolabear]

1. Arguments are down the hall.

This is alcohol abuse. :toast:

[some guy]

2. Don't be silly. This is the lounge.

We expect everything, including the Spanish Inquisition. :)

[struggle4progress]

3. Warning not to take following remark personally, followed by insulting personal remark