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Fri Jul-15-11 12:14 PM
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"Sex toy" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "sex toy". |
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I had my sex toy removed. Ask me anything!
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:16 PM
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1. What sex toy would you like added to DU3? |
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:16 PM
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:17 PM
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3. just put a "No Solicitation" sign on my door-will that keep those sex toys from bothering me? |
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:22 PM
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:31 PM
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14. I like this better: I just put a "Sex Toy" sign on my door-will that keep those religious nuts from |
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Edited on Fri Jul-15-11 01:44 PM by kick-ass-bob
bothering me?
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:19 PM
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4. My approximate hold time with a sex toy is 27 minutes. Ask me ANYTHING! |
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:25 PM
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Sun Jul-17-11 12:41 AM
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37. I bet your SO was rather pleased. No, I won't ask you anything! |
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:21 PM
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5. Gov. Perry should focus on sex toys, not godliness |
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:37 PM
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Sun Jul-17-11 12:42 AM
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38. Doesn't he have one already? So I heard on another board here. |
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:23 PM
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7. I want to create a sex toy that never dies! |
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Gotta solve the problem of recharging the batteries somehow though.
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:56 PM
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:24 PM
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8. Fox host rips ‘radical liberal left’ over own sex toy |
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Fri Jul-15-11 02:39 PM
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:54 PM
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11. I wanted to visit the "The Sex Toy" but I don't have an hour to wait while it renders. |
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Sat Jul-16-11 07:34 AM
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Fri Jul-15-11 12:55 PM
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12. Besides, the sex toy, what can your SO do that you can't? |
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Sat Jul-23-11 09:52 AM
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:31 PM
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15. Test your sex toy :) ... more inside |
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Edited on Fri Jul-15-11 01:37 PM by kick-ass-bob
Sex Toy Ettiquette for all you dumbasses out there
and one more:
It's Linda Ronstadt's SEX TOY!!!
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:32 PM
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16. I would like to know the location of the sex toys that Ohiosmith has visited! |
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:33 PM
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17. You died & went to Heaven. Your Job - Create the ultimate sex toy |
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:35 PM
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18. Sex Toy Ettiquette for all you dumbasses out there |
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Clean that stuff up before you put it back into my goodie drawer!
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:36 PM
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19. You don't actually read the posts above |
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:38 PM
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20. Come on -you're suppose to put them in the title |
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that way it's easy to read them all
Don't know you 'Replace One Word' Post Etiquette?
:rofl:
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:40 PM
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21. I didn't want to spam the thread |
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like others seem to want to do.
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:41 PM
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22. It's Linda Ronstadt's SEX TOY!!! |
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Edited on Fri Jul-15-11 01:41 PM by kick-ass-bob
just for you ;)
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:42 PM
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23. Owner of killer sex toy chokes to death on sex toy |
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:49 PM
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24. Oin and Gloin Revealed in The Sex Toy: An Unexpected Journey |
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Fri Jul-15-11 01:51 PM
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25. The Real Winnie the Pooh Returns to the Hundred Sex Toy Wood. |
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Fri Jul-15-11 02:53 PM
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27. Close to disaster. Tell us a story of disaster averted. I was on the "sex toy" |
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Fri Jul-15-11 02:55 PM
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28. "Carmageddon" in LA? Gimme a fucking sex toy, here. |
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Fri Jul-15-11 05:03 PM
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29. The inevitable result of slashed sex toy budgets........ |
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Fri Jul-15-11 05:29 PM
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30. tell me about Sex Toys (two are opening up in my city) |
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Sat Jul-16-11 07:57 AM
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32. Okay, who here is a sex toy champion? |
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Sat Jul-16-11 02:00 PM
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33. The secret sex-toy in Somalia |
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Sat Jul-16-11 02:02 PM
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34. Favorite Harry Potter sex-toy so far? (spoilers ok) |
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Sat Jul-16-11 08:11 PM
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35. Boston - Foreplay/ Sex Toy |
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Sun Jul-17-11 12:38 AM
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36. Boston sex toy Meetup: Next Saturday! |
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Sun Jul-17-11 12:53 AM
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39. 'Article: NASA Spacecraft Now Orbiting Huge SEX TOY ... Hopefully...' |
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Edited on Sun Jul-17-11 12:55 AM by freshwest
'Source: Space.com
NASA's Dawn spacecraft should now be circling the massive SEX TOY — if everything went according to plan.
Dawn was slated to slip into orbit around DILDO, the second-largest object in the main CHASTITY BELT, at 10 p.m. PDT Friday (July 15; 1 a.m. EDT Saturday). So the PROBE has likely begun its yearlong orbital mission at the huge space SEX TOY, but scientists will have to wait a day or so to find out for sure.
Dawn has been THRUSTING with its ion engines for several days straight. The PROBE generally cannot communicate with mission controllers while it's THRUSTING, because its antenna is POINTED away from Earth during these stretches.
But the spacecraft is due to re-orient and check in with the mission team at about 11:30 p.m. PDT Saturday (2:30 a.m. EDT Sunday), SEX TOY researchers said.'
Well, I believe I completely SCREWED up that thread. But the entire space program, I mean really - is there anything more PHALLIC than a rocket. It just begs to be treated this way...
Sorry that took so long, and possibly went way off course with the additional words, but this is my very first entry in the 'make a thread contest arena.'
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Sun Jul-17-11 12:55 AM
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40. Some very good news indeed for Democrats .. Sex Toy is running |
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Sun Jul-17-11 12:59 AM
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41. In what state though? The last Sex Toy running here was a GOPig. |
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Sun Jul-17-11 01:02 AM
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42. This Sex Toy would be running in Iowa |
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and preferable to either the teabagging incumbent, or the Monsanto/DLC shill who is actually running against him.
How could an actual dildo be any worse than those two options? :shrug:
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Sun Jul-17-11 01:03 AM
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43. More Vilsack ilk? Needs to exported. |
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Sun Jul-17-11 01:47 AM
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44. Thank you, Sex Toy, for a wonderful week! |
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Sun Jul-17-11 02:39 AM
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45. More KEEF, with Marcus Bachmann's favorite sex toy |
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Fri Jul-22-11 09:05 PM
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46. Panda Express??!? WTF is that sex toy? |
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Fri Jul-22-11 11:31 PM
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47. Denny's fried cheese sex toy |
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Sat Jul-23-11 03:18 AM
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48. How right wing ideology is destroying my relationship with my sex toy. Part II |
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Sat Jul-23-11 06:53 AM
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49. Seeking input: Does your sex toy have trouble keeping up with this heat? |
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Sat Jul-23-11 10:50 AM
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51. Son of I Want To Create A Thread That Never Dies Until MiddleFingerMom Gets Sex Toys |
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Sat Jul-23-11 11:46 AM
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52. Boehner to insist on sex toys for debt increase |
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