A unicorn fart gun?

[Archae]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHe0S22d1vQ

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

1. That's too funny.

I suppose it was only a matter of time lol.

[krispos42]

2. Oh, that was hilarious!

:rofl:


I wonder what the unicorn poop does?

[Archae]

3. WMD.

Hee hee!

[krispos42]

5. "Men, we're going into action tomorrow."

<Dramatic patriotic music begins playing the background>

"It's been a tough battle, a tough war. But the operation tomorrow can turn the tide and make this the beginning of the end."

<music swells gradually>

"If this operation fails, the army will have to batter through prepared fortifications on ground of the enemy's choosing. It will be slow, hard, and bloody, and failure is not only an option, but even likely."

<music gets even louder>

"But if we pull this off, we'll be able to jump directly to the plains beyond, terrain made for our tanks, mechanized infantry, and air superiority!"

<the music reaches the patriotic crescendo>

"So crack open the Hormel's chili and get your unicorns fed, because it's going to be a hell of a fight tomorrow!"

<sound of stylus being ripped off of a phonograph record>


:D

[Archae]

7. LOL!

Good one!

[jmowreader]

4. Under what circumstances would we use this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2yPLkElfE

[krispos42]

6. lol n/t

[PuffedMica]

8. Does PETA know about this?

PETA will be very upset about the exploitation of a mythical animal.