CAPTION W doing whatever he is doing with what looks like a cat

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Oooh...big fuzzy thing!!! Er, what was I saying again?

[MuseRider]

2. Looks like he is singing

"I'm an asshole"

First thing that came to me anyway. That is a mike I think but I don't know why they cover them.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Those things keep out extraneous noises...

...wind, for one. Yes, I know they're indoors...lol...

[Richardo]

6. ...there IS a pretty significant source of wind there...

oh yeah, from his mouth, too.

[GOPisEvil]

7. *snork*

True...that wind is hot too...

[MisterP]

18. well, it's not working to well, is it?

[underpants]

3. Uh...well uh.....Pickles you said you had to work late.

:bounce:

[slappypan]

5. "President Bush proudly displays ...

his 'official Presidential merkin' to a stunned White House Press Corps."

[skip fox]

8. This is a stunning first picture from DreamImage, the new technology

that can take ACTUAL pictures of your dreams! The first such image released to the public, in fact, was from the noctural dreamscape of our 43rd president, known affectionately as 'numbnuts":



ThoughtCatcher was able to supply the actual lexical patterns at this moment of the president's dream:

"Gee. I sure could use a hummer from a crewcut. Maybe a beaver in my pants. I grew spagetti out ears once for the babysitter. I used to be able to throw up any time I wanted, but I can't use that much as president. Hairy balloons make me HOT, I'm tellin' ya! Who wears a plastic garage? Boy I love my dreams. It's where everything makes sense. Come here, kid. Wow."

[JitterbugPerfume]

9. Looks like

He is singing Opera


Maybe " Pally Archie " LOL

[catzies]

10. I'd bet you are familiar with this from The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3120/iminsane.html

"Always carry a hammer with you.... I forgot to refrigerate the butter.... The brown bananas taste very, very different.... Are you famous? If so, I love you!.... Where's my Bromo-Seltzer?.... There's nothing like breathable black dress socks on a sunny day.... Somehow I got all wet again.... If you look up marmosets in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of a small furry mammal.... Christ, my freakin' head is spinning!.... What was I talking about again? Oh yeah...."

[skip fox]

17. Damned funny!

:toast:

[Cheswick2.0]

11. "O Solo Meow"

.

[wickerwoman]

12. Yes, Tony.... I love when you wear the guard costume...

Sorry. :spank:

[cosmicdot]

13. no matter where ... whether inside or out ... up or down ...

... the same ol'crap comes out of W's piehole ...

W: if I'm lying may 4 books fall on the bookshelf behind me ...

[Fenris]

14. "I DID IT MYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLARE! WHOA-OH!"

[phatkatt]

15. "Mammy, Mammy"

"A little ditty fer mah biggest s'porters! Whars mah black face?"

[Zuni]

16. I need you all to take a look

at this thing growing out of my pants....

[patdem]

19. And you fools keep looking at my NOSE....brawhahaha...its my pubic

hairs that grow when I lie....brawahahahwaha!

[skip fox]

20. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:

[myomy]

21. I didnÕt know Monica had a sister.

.

[Astarho]

22. Ohhhhhhhhhhh-klahoma where the... uh...

LINE?

[44wax]

23. Awright who told the moran he could sing