IT'S "GOOD MANNERS" DAY!

[short bus president]

And in the spirit of the occasion, I've decided to forego naming this thread "shortbus hits 1000!" (blatant vanity is such bad manners!).

Hey - it's not like it's sincerity day, alright?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hey!!!! 1000 Unfair and unbalanced posts!!!!

Congratulations!

[GOPisEvil]

6. Grrr...that was a picture of Wooderson, by the way!

:P

[short bus president]

8. Uh-huh.

Trying to post the self-portrait this AM, Woody?

;-)

[GOPisEvil]

10. Let's try this!

[short bus president]

11. Nice!

Although I've got to admit that as a fan and practitioner of the mind-altering arts, myself, I was a little disappointed with the guy who played the stoner character (whatever his utterly forgetable name was). Such a common yet unfortunate caricature of my brethren in stupor.

[Robb]

2. Ha HA!!

Very good! Now don't forget to send DU a thank-you note!

:toast:

[Hubert Flottz]

3. I have plenty of manners, I never use mine!

?

[Cheswick2.0]

4. What fine manners you have

and congratulations on your fabulous post count.

[VelmaD]

5. Congratulation!

*puts on a party hat and tosses confetti*

:party:

The question is - how many of those posts have been about politics and how many have been about sex? ;-)

Darth Velma

[short bus president]

9. Hey, you're the

computer geek - do some analysis! I'm going to estimate up front that roughly 95% of my posts have been non-political, and probably a full 95% of those have been about sex. It's basic psychology that we tend to talk more about the things that are missing in our lives than the things that are plentiful. :P

[VelmaD]

12. math geek too...

95% of 95% is 90.25%.

Therefore, out of your 1000 posts, 903 (rounded up) have been about sex.

Damn dude, you need to get laid. ;-)

-V-

[VelmaD]

13. goddammit...

I hate when this thing double posts. Makes ya look like a complete moron. grr...

[short bus president]

16. Nah.

Just makes me think you're cyber-stalking me. :P

And I'll do my best to heed your wise counsel.

:-)

[CO Liberal]

7. Thank You For Letting Us Know!!!

And congrats on 1K!!!!

:toast:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

14. Woohoo

:D 1k! Again! how does it feel?

[short bus president]

18. Thanks, hon!

Surprisingly, it feels an awful lot like 3988...

;-)

[kimchi]

15. B....F...D!

I got your manners for ya, right here...

And how the HELL did you get 1k posts just on DU2? I've been here over a year and only have 300. Damn, I need to go to the lounge and participate in the useless threads more, huh?

Oh, Congrats!
no sour grapes here...

[short bus president]

17. no sour grapes for kimchi!

Only fermented cabbage.

And to think I reached 1K as shortbus without even serenading the Lounge with my rousing solo rendition of "100 bottles of beer on the wall!" Gawd I post some useless sh*t!

;-)