This shit's depressing. Here, have some tequila. On me.

[Taverner]

I just made one of my favorite drinks, the 'tequini' or as I like to call it, the Neat Margarita

1 shot good tequila (Milagro is what I'm driking)
1 shot Limeade
1 splash OJ
1 splash Cointreau, Triple Sec, Grand Mariner, etc...

Shake in a shaker full of ice, and strain

This way you get to have your cake and eat it too

You get the high end tequila with all of its goodness

You get the sweet flavor of a margarita

And you get drunk - whoooopeee!!!

[pokerfan]

1. When one drink isn't enough

This one's a staple on our rafting trips...

River Ritas:

2 fifths tequila
1 pint triple sec
1 pint fresh lime juice
1 pint lemon juice
1 pint simple syrup

Combine everything into a stainless steel gallon jug:



Overnight in freezer then serve over ice.

[Frosty1]

2. The last time I got drunk on tequila

I accidentally fell out of my dress. I never got drunk on it again.

:crazy:

[freshwest]

3. Fell outta your dress! LOL!

[Arkansas Granny]

4. Worse yet, sometimes, your clothes just spontaneously fall off!

Don't ask me how I know this.

[freshwest]

5. Or take wings and fly across the room. Don't ask me how I know that, either.

[pokerfan]

6. That tends to happen

when you reach stage 4...

1. I'm rich
2. I'm good-looking
3. I'm bullet proof
4. I'm invisible

[Lasher]

7. You be careful with that there tequila.

All of a sudden before you expect it she will put you under the rug. Voice of experience.